[quote:1fd65eaf14]ATTENTION CITIZENS:As part of the Bush Administration's ongoing efforts to obliterate all traces of terrorism in the United States, the Department of Justice has commenced registration* of each and every American Patriot. By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. Please register below.
- John Ashcroft
United States Attorney General [/quote:1fd65eaf14]

Please read it and fill it out!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

Hmmm.. This doesnt seem to be official; especially the line about:

[quote:9de2fd4baf]On a scale of 1 to 10, what is Pamela Anderson? ...1051Godless whore[/quote:9de2fd4baf]

I know right. I thought it was for real also, but then I saw that as well....

I was laughing sso dang hard!!!

[size=24:968a5c4085][b:968a5c4085]PRESIDENT: CONGRESS WILL RAISE TAXES "OVER MY DEAD MEXICAN POOL BOY"[/b:968a5c4085] [/size:968a5c4085]
Press Briefing by the President

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/010802.asp

This site is crazy and rude!