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Steves Mac
06-04-2002, 10:43 PM
yo momma so ugly, the tide won't even take her out
*heard on Spy TV
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06-25-2002, 11:52 PM
ha, ha
AlphaOne
06-25-2002, 11:59 PM
yeh not bad
thesim
08-10-2002, 07:46 PM
i got one
Yo momma like a doorknob, with her everyone gets a turn
SovereignZ06
11-09-2002, 11:53 PM
Your momma's like the village bycicle, everbody get's to ride.
Your momma is so ugly that she always wins the best costum contest when she dresses former.
Your momma is so stupid it took her ½hour to cook 1 minute rice.
Your momma stared at a bottle of juice for 3 hours because it said "concentrate"
Can't think of anymore.
DrewM
11-09-2002, 11:59 PM
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles