I do not get mad....I tend to get even, but when you are related to the Prank King it is very hard to come up with a great idea to get him back.

The Prank King, happens to be my brother. He is so bad. One time their was this single mother who was at the work place. They were having a gift exchange and he happened to pull her name from the hat.

He knew that she was not very well off and had to raise three children alone.... So what does this ding bat do?!? He buys her a package of pekkeroni, It was a box of macaroni in the strangest shape.

So if that wasn't bad enough, he turned around and gave her and I'm sorry note with an attached lotto ticket. She scratched the ticket to find that she had won $10,000. She ran around crying because she was so happy that she had won this money so that she could buy her kids the stuff that they needed, and for car repairs. After about an hour of bragging she realized that it was a fake scratch off!!!!!!!!!


One time he made me a birthday cake and placed fake dog-doo in it!!?! Then he gave me fake money in a card that looked real when it was folded in half. I assumed that it was real and pulled the card out of my purse when I went to the gas station to pay for my gas and some childrens cold medicine because my son was very sick....and guess what...I did not have any other money or credit cards with me..GR..

He did not tell his son that he had bought a snake while he was away at his mothers house for summer break. He placed the snake in his son's bed as a gag.......well...you can imagine what happened!

He bought my teenage daughter some cologne for her birthday that smells really good until it dries.. then she smelled like a skunk for the rest of the day.
:hitout:


He painted my husbands toe nails when he was sleeping, a bright fire engine red. Then got one of his buddies with itching powder.



I AM IN NEED of a witty prank. I need to out smart him because he is an avid shopper of these prank shops. I need some sort of home made prank that I can play on him that he has never heard of. He has been doing pranks on people for the last 20 years, now it is time for REVENGE.....lol....


HELP!!

Day late, aren't you?

Nah, he would expect that someone would want to get even with him on April Fool's Day. I want to get him back at my Daughter's birthday party coming up. He would never suspect that from me.

Pranks? You mean like substituting the glass capsules of butyl nytrate in poppers with capsules of ammonia from "smelling salts"? Maybe filling someone's lock with super glue? Exchanging the sugar & salt inside the canisters? Poking a tiny sewing pin through a box of condoms? What about stretching Saran Wrap over the bowl of the commode? Short sheeting? X-Lax in the brownies? Dead rattle snake in the mailbox?

Many years ago, I sent an "official" letter of Recall to Active Duty to a friend's supervisor in a civilian job and had that supervisor report to me at an Army installation some 75 miles away from his home. This guy actually believed he was being recalled to active duty. When he got to my office, all the guys he supervised were sitting in the next room watching him freak out while talking to me before they came in and let him know it was a joke. That was a lot of fun.

Lil, are you going for humor, or humiliation, or property damage?

lol...I don't want to hurt him, just a bit of humor really!

Awe come on........Her b-day is next Sunday. I need a really good prank by then.

What es347 said.

Originally posted by lilvoyce
Awe come on........Her b-day is next Sunday. I need a really good prank by then.

If you have any mechanical aptitude you could put some Limburger cheese in the heating/air conditioning ducts of his car.:D

throw a dead fish under the back seat

If you have the mechanical aptitude, hook the guy's brake pedal up to the horn.

Try phonelosers.org. If you can't find a prank, at least you will be inspired.

Consider the pranks your brother has pulled he DESERVES something like this:

READ THIS (http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/pla014.html)

Wait till he has to go to the comode, then, when the door is closed, get several really strong guys to hold the door shut where it won't even twitch if he throws his weight on it then get every person there to start screaming fire ( if you know someone who smokes, get them to blow smoke at the bottom of the door,Lots Of It!) have everyone who is screaming to make the noise of running feet (stomping) then let all screaming and stomping die away and have a video cam. ready. Be prepared to laugh. From a vengeful little sister: it's everyone for their own survival!

Wow...thank you everyone..I just so happen to have a bunch of fish heads that I have from cleaning the fish we just caught!!! I think I am going to do an ongoing prank for the whole week! He has a pick up with that vynill flooring. That would probably be safe. I am going to do some careful planning and let you all know what I came up with.. I loved all of your ideas!

Thanks,

lilvoyce