A flat-chested woman was delighted when her
fairy-god mother said her breasts would
increase in size each time a man says,
"Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally
bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me."
Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was
ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man
in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and
another inch was added to her breasts. She was
in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided
with a waiter who bowed and said,
"A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day, the headline in the local
newspaper says,
"Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"