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skipper7
03-25-2004, 07:43 PM
http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/white_house_press_corpse.html

The White House Press Corpse

No, that is not a misspelling; the word really is corpse, not corps. The body of so called journalists that comprise the entity known as the White House Press Corps died on the same day that George W. Bush was sworn in as President, as ordered by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

Definition: corpse – n. A dead body, especially the dead body of a human.

During the past three years, the only greater threat to the survival of American democracy than John Ashcroft and our secretive, non-accountable Bush administration has been the
atastrophic collapse of the American journalist. It is painfully obvious that the closer one gets to the White House the harder it is to find any real journalist doing his or her job: reporting important news and investigating the issues that affect the nation and the world...

LionelHutz
03-25-2004, 10:25 PM
I presume tvnewslies.org hasn't heard of Helen Thomas? The "unbiased" journalist that called Bush the worst President ever? Maybe they just include her in the group because she looks like a corpse.