astrapol2
03-20-2004, 09:20 AM
Remember Willow ? This prominent contributor of allforums seems to have vanished for a few month now. His conspiracy theories have been the occasion of many controversies. And then… Nothing.
Has he been abducted by aliens ? Sent to Shangri-la by occult Masters ? Is he detained by Men In Black in the Area 51 ?
Thanks to a recent newspaper article I just read in the loo, I can give an astounding answer to all theses interrogations :
WILLOW was in fact Jean-Bertrand ARISTIDE, former president of Haiti.
No wonder he has been kidnapped by the US army : HE KNEW TOO MUCH !
The proof ?
The articlle I read was about Aristide's personal library, found in the house he left a few weeks ago.
A picture of the shelf leaves no doubt : along "The offshore money book", "Mules and men" (!) , "The international legal system", "Freedom in Exile" (yes !) and "The Rottweiller" (!!!), stands a copy of "The creature from Jekyll Island", Willow's favorite book.
I scan this picture as soon as possible to post it here.
BTW Drew was supposed to order and read the book - DREW, DON'T, we don't want you to be abducted !
Has he been abducted by aliens ? Sent to Shangri-la by occult Masters ? Is he detained by Men In Black in the Area 51 ?
Thanks to a recent newspaper article I just read in the loo, I can give an astounding answer to all theses interrogations :
WILLOW was in fact Jean-Bertrand ARISTIDE, former president of Haiti.
No wonder he has been kidnapped by the US army : HE KNEW TOO MUCH !
The proof ?
The articlle I read was about Aristide's personal library, found in the house he left a few weeks ago.
A picture of the shelf leaves no doubt : along "The offshore money book", "Mules and men" (!) , "The international legal system", "Freedom in Exile" (yes !) and "The Rottweiller" (!!!), stands a copy of "The creature from Jekyll Island", Willow's favorite book.
I scan this picture as soon as possible to post it here.
BTW Drew was supposed to order and read the book - DREW, DON'T, we don't want you to be abducted !