Violet Lightbea
03-20-2004, 02:06 AM
Claire Short, the Minister for Something or Other, in England, got pissed off with Tony Blair’s antics in Iraq and so forth. She didn’t feel aerial bombing was endearing to working class people that she fights for and represents, even if she doesn’t represent the Iraqis. So she dobbed Blair in to the world press for tapping Kofi Annan’s phone at the United Nations. People were shocked; the English aren’t supposed to be involved in that kind of nastiness. The American media avoided the story.
Blair speaks in short, five-word bursts. He couldn’t find five words to explain himself so he rattled off a few viperous comments about Clare Short instead. Basically, we gather, he’s had enough of her. He would have loved to chuck her out of the government but she pre-empted him by resigning first. Then she did an about turn and decided to stay, feeling she could do more damage in the Cabinet than out of it. Tough-titty, Tony.
Blair is in a lot of trouble for telling little “porky-pies”, and then coming up with some even more blatant ones to cover the previous bunch of rubbish. There is a corpse in the woods called Kelly that irritatingly doesn’t seem to want to lie down. Most Brits think Blair ordered the hit on Kelly. Kelly was the scientist who first exposed Blair’s Iraq caper. My advice to Clare is to avoid the countryside for a bit, stay on the Portobello Road lassie, in full view, much safer.
Blair is a gonner, not quite yet though. Blair is in for a terrible shock. He’ll be exposed, something truly nasty his way cometh. I believe he will go into catastrophic shame and sadness from which he will never recover.
Clare Short’s famous quote, "Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment."
Blair speaks in short, five-word bursts. He couldn’t find five words to explain himself so he rattled off a few viperous comments about Clare Short instead. Basically, we gather, he’s had enough of her. He would have loved to chuck her out of the government but she pre-empted him by resigning first. Then she did an about turn and decided to stay, feeling she could do more damage in the Cabinet than out of it. Tough-titty, Tony.
Blair is in a lot of trouble for telling little “porky-pies”, and then coming up with some even more blatant ones to cover the previous bunch of rubbish. There is a corpse in the woods called Kelly that irritatingly doesn’t seem to want to lie down. Most Brits think Blair ordered the hit on Kelly. Kelly was the scientist who first exposed Blair’s Iraq caper. My advice to Clare is to avoid the countryside for a bit, stay on the Portobello Road lassie, in full view, much safer.
Blair is a gonner, not quite yet though. Blair is in for a terrible shock. He’ll be exposed, something truly nasty his way cometh. I believe he will go into catastrophic shame and sadness from which he will never recover.
Clare Short’s famous quote, "Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment."