A man runs into house screaming "Honey pack your bags i just won the Lottery"

The wife screams in joy then says "Wait what do i pack for the mountains or the beach"

He says "I don't care just get the F U C K out"

HaHa! That was pretty good!

Nice one. Allthough I'll admit, it took me a second to get it.

That was pretty dang funny!

This must be true love, I think... =p