A commercial airliner is about to crash! There are 5 passengers on
board but alas, only 4 parachutes!!!

The 1st passenger says, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player
in the NBA and the Lakers need me, so I can't afford to die." He
takes the 1st pack and jumps from the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Rodham Clinton says, "I am the wife of a
former U.S President, I'm a N.Y. State Senator and a potential
future president. I must live!!" So she takes the 2nd pack and jumps
out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I'm the President of the
United States of America. I have a great responsibility being the
leader of a super-power nation and I am the cleverest president in
American history, so America's people won't want me to die." So he
grabs the pack next to him and jumps out of the plane!

The 4th passenger, Bishop T.D. Jakes says to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I've had a very good life and since I am a
practicing Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute my child." The girl says, "Nah, it's okay Rev, there
is a parachute right here for you!! ...America's cleverest president
just jumped outta the plane with my book bag."

:D :D :D

ROFL!...I like that one....

I've heard it before, but it makes me laugh time and time again

A true classic