A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, then spots the
car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little faux pas, and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But,
as she turns back, there
standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say ... If you
farted just touching
it ... you're going to shit when you hear the price."

totally off topic, but do you like davey havok or afi out of curiosity?

Originally posted by geepers
totally off topic, but do you like davey havok or afi out of curiosity? Nope...when i was younger i loved reading comics and one of my fav characters went by the name Havok.

Welcome to Allforums geep's!!