American scientifiques explorent surface of Mars.they do this because Bush he wan t move there because he think oil are there.Do you think he finish now to pollute the earth?

Babelfish translation: Illiterate Canadian to English:

American scientists have explored the surface of Mars. They did this becuase Bush wants to move there because he thinks oil is there. Do you think he's finished polluting the Earth?

Bush: ALL YOUR OIL ARE BELONG TO ME!

I think Me no does like oil but I thinks mars kool

aww, the kid's just a french canadian. it ain't his fault.

Don't they learn english in school ?

Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

"Don't they learn english in school?"

well, i'm learning spanish in school. y no puedo hablar espanol bein. trunnks no habla ingles, es bein. los estados unidos no esta el centro del mundo.

Obviamente no puedes hablar español bien. Pero, si lo está aprendieron, estás en la pista correcta. Pues, no te entregas, y quizá conseguirás mejor que mi. :)

es tut mier leid, ich spreche deutsch, nein spanisch.

(hopefully I got that right...it's been a while since I've tried to type a good sentence in German).

Okay people, I'm a member here, too. Please write in English so I can read it. Not fair. :(

Originally posted by M&Mdelite
Okay people, I'm a member here, too. Please write in English so I can read it. Not fair. :(
Si no hables otras lenguas, te recomiendo que aprender una.

Okay Borg, now I feel violated. I can't read what you all are saying. Not fair. :(

Originally posted by M&Mdelite
Okay Borg, now I feel violated. I can't read what you all are saying. Not fair. :(
http://babelfish.av.com/ ;)

ahhhh internet translators...how I loathe thee....

Oh thanks for the link, Borg. That is way cool. Now I can figure out what you say. :cool: