The following conversation was overheard, recently, in the White house.

George Bush: But Mister President, I don't like the way they are talking about me.

Rove: Don't worry Georgy, we will take care of them for you.

GWB: But Mister President, they said that I was a bad boy and didn't show up for my National Guard Duty.

Rove: Now now Georgy, be a good boy and do, and say, what your uncle Karl tells you to do and everything will be allright.

GWB: OK Uncle Karl, ooops, I mean "Mister President", I will do exactly what you tell me to do. Will Aunty Sleezy be there to hold my hand in case I say something wrong?

Rove: Of course Georgy, Condy will be there, just like always, to make sure the people can't see you are lying. She will take care of things and say that you are telling the truth.

GWB: Oh goody, then will I be able to play soldier again and wear that nice costume you bought me when that nice man took me on that airplane ride and we landed on the big boat?

Rove: Now Georgy, go in and take your nap and try to be on time for your next press conference. And remember, when you tell your lies, don't smile or people will know you are lieing. Just put on that stupid little smiirk that I taught you and people will think your a nice man.



GWB: Ok Uncle Karl, thank you. It's so nice of you to let me use your office, and your title of President. My daddy told me that you would help me to be just like him. Now, where's my pacifier?

Practicing your fiction writing again, NEM? Take it to an AOL chatroom where it belongs.

Originally posted by es347fan
Practicing your fiction writing again, NEM? Take it to an AOL chatroom where it belongs.

Prove that it's not fact. It certainly isn't fiction.

You posted it, you prove it to be factual. Otherwise, it's fiction, plain & simple.

late night in Nems bedroom.

Nem; " I hate America and everything it stands for."

God; " Why do you hate America so much?"

Nem; "Because I'm in love George Bush and he won't return my phone calls."

God; "George is a busy man, after all he has to look out for all the idiots, not just you."

Nem; "God are you calling me an idiot?"

God; "Nem, lets call a spade, a spade." "Now could you possibly go find something usefull to do?"

Nem; "well I quess I could go watch a Micheal Moore movie or listen to the Dixie Chicks."

God; " :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: "

LOL, thats a good one mad dog. Heres another one:

Mr Shaman: Hey NEM, I am realy a gay man

NEM: Me too, want to go to Mass and get married?

Mr Shaman: I do

Originally posted by mad dog
late night in Nems bedroom.

Nem; " I hate America and everything it stands for."

God; " Why do you hate America so much?"

Nem; "Because I'm in love George Bush and he won't return my phone calls."

God; "George is a busy man, after all he has to look out for all the idiots, not just you."

Nem; "God are you calling me an idiot?"

God; "Nem, lets call a spade, a spade." "Now could you possibly go find something usefull to do?"

Nem; "well I quess I could go watch a Micheal Moore movie or listen to the Dixie Chicks."

God; " :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: " LMAO

to trav and mad dog, LMAO!