MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME...
A ZEBRA LOVED A GNU DEEPLY,BUT THE GNU DECLINED THE LOVE.THE ZEBRA ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", THE GNU ANSWERED:"MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME,A BOY LIKES TATTOOING ALWAYS IS juvenile delinquent."
A SPIDER LOVED A ANT DEEPLY,BUT THE ANT DECLINED THE LOVE.THE SPIDER ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", THE ANT ANSWERED:"MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME,A BOY BE ON WEBS DAY&NIGHT ALWAYS IS IRRESPONSIBLE."
A SNAKE LOVED A tortoise DEEPLY,BUT THE tortoise DECLINED THE LOVE.THE SNAKE ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", THE tortoise ANSWERED:"MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME,YOU CAN'T MARRY A MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY A WAISTCOAT."
A ORANGE LOVED A GRAPEFRUIT DEEPLY,BUT THE GRAPEFRUIT DECLINED THE LOVE.THE ORANGE ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", THE GRAPEFRUIT ANSWERED:"MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME,YOU CAN'T MARRY A WOMAN WHOSE CLOTHES IS EASY TO BE TAKEN OFF."
"B"LOVED "I" DEEPLY,BUT "I" DECLINED THE LOVE. "B" ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", "I" ANSWERED:"MY MAMA EVER TOLD ME,A WOMAN WHO PLUMP UP HER BREAST IS NOT A GENTLEWOMAN."
"b"LOVED "l" DEEPLY,BUT "l" DECLINED THE LOVE. "b" ROARED:"WHY ON EARTH DO YOU DISLIKE ME! WHY!WHY!..", "l" ANSWERED:"A POTBELLY ISN'T THE MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART."

Those are funny. I really like the one about the zebra. :D