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HaVoK
01-23-2004, 12:21 PM
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. Again
she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The
Lord for this very loving woman
and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

silverbulletkc
01-23-2004, 12:41 PM
haha

M&Mdelite
01-23-2004, 08:47 PM
LOL!!!!!