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01-23-2004, 10:00 AM
An elderly Irish woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "he won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee and he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things go."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor and he inquired as to how things went.
"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible doctor!"
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped the Viagra into his coffee. The effect was immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye
and with his pants bulging fiercely!
He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was TERRIBLE!"
"What was 'terrible'"" said the doctor. "Was the sex not Good?" "
Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!!!!
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "he won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee and he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things go."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor and he inquired as to how things went.
"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible doctor!"
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped the Viagra into his coffee. The effect was immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye
and with his pants bulging fiercely!
He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was TERRIBLE!"
"What was 'terrible'"" said the doctor. "Was the sex not Good?" "
Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!!!!