You ever used the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had an land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You think Han Solo should wear a flannel shirt, 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You've ever referred to the Empire as "them damn Yankees."

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle"

LOL southernboy, those are good.

This is a redneck poem that I really like:

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
But Joe is yo' half-brother."

So Susie put aside her Joe,
And planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still.

You can't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell yo' mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother."

But Mama knew and said "My Child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
you ain't no kin to Pappy.
:D

HAHAHAH....both are great. Thanks for sharing. :)

we sing a song similar to that at camp. except it takes place in trinidad.

in trinidad there was a family
with much confusion as you will see
there was a momma and a poppa and a son who was born
who wanted to get married, have a life of his own

chorus
woe is me (bada bada)
shame and scandal in the family

he found a girl who suited him nice
went to his pappa to ask his advice
his pappa said son, i gotta say no
this girl is your sister but your momma don't know

chorus

he went to his momma
he covered his head
he told her all the things that his poppa had said
his momma said son, go man go!
your poppa aint your poppa but your poppa don't know

Chorus

ooh that song makes me happy. and mosh sick. *sob* only a couple more months!