miss universe's last question

question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.

question: how can you say so?

ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........

(applause! applause!)

question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)

question: how can you say so?

ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.

(applause! applause!)

question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

question: how can you say so?

ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?


ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.

question: how can you say so?

ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.

(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)

question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

question: how can you say so?

ms india: because it works day and night......

(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)

question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.

question: how can you say so?

ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.

(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).

question: how can you say so?

ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
applause!

:D :D Very funny, indeed.