I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.




The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:

green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.




When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's

the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would

not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.



And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response,


'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son.

Is this a true story Vile? Just wondering is all cause it made me think of my grandfather and if he were alive today and seen my nephew with his hair like that,he would say something along those lines to my nephew. :lolhit:

Is this a true story Vile? Just wondering is all cause it made me think of my grandfather and if he were alive today and seen my nephew with his hair like that,he would say something along those lines to my nephew. :lolhit:

It's an e-mail my sister forwarded to me. I have no idea where she got it, but I know it's not about my father. :)

I dont care where you got it Vile.
I havent laughed that much in a long time
Thanks for making the day even better

I remember when I was a kid standing on a bridge near were we lived with my old man.
About a mile away across four fields the hedgerow had a gate in the middle, to be honest you could just make out the gate.
Anyway, my Dad says, theres an Army Patrol going down the back of that hedgerow, I looked and looked, but say nothing, then all of a sudden a soldier darted across the gate.
'Jesus' I said, 'youve some eye sight', he laughed and said 'dont be stupid, I can hardly see the field, but every cow in it is staring at the Brits'.

Country folk eh.