Love2smile
07-02-2008, 09:30 AM
Eve's side of the story...
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God
came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?"
inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises
and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported
Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts
of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears,
etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave
her body more "symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I
figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that
you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has
a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have
a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve,
you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You
do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you. Let's see... where did I put that
useless boob?"
Now, . . . doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God
came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?"
inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises
and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported
Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts
of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears,
etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave
her body more "symmetrically balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I
figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that
you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has
a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have
a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve,
you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You
do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you. Let's see... where did I put that
useless boob?"
Now, . . . doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?