O.k. let's count them off.

1. Two weeks ago while attempting to walk my son to the local play park. I in my thirty nine year old glory managed to actually trip over my own two feet. Ripping a layer or two of skin off my left knee, accompanied by swelling, and causing me to limp A LOT.

2. On fathers day my son's biggest gift was to slam the car door on my pinky. Nothing broke not even the skin but it hurt like the dickens.

3. The next day we go on a camping trip. While trying to get the fire going real well, I in my brilliance picked up what I thought was an unlit & cold piece of charcoal. Burnt the living snot out of the thumb on my right hand. A lot of ice and lanacaine has helped though.

4. Without warning on Tuesday my other knee literally gave out. For most of this week until Saturday I was limping in incredible pain.

5. Saturday June 21, 2008. Getting ready for work I slipped for no apparent reason on the stairs and have bruised the heck out of my tail bone. I am really sore while typing this. (on the plus side it did cause my right knee to stop hurting for now.)

Today the pain in my back side got so bad I caved in and went to the local med facility and got an x-ray. Had to wait until Kathy got home to watch Evan. I have officially broken my ass, i.e. the cocyx (sp?). Nothing too be done except take some pain meds & sit on a donut at work & home to ease the pain.

So don't know what celestial deity I pissed off but let me officially apologize. Damn why can't you ever fall into sex or money or both?

If anyone's inclined to I could do with some prayers, good wishes, peaceful meditations or whatever your into. :thumbs:

Sacrifice a pot of Prego to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Sorry for your bad luck.

O.k. let's count them off.

1. Two weeks ago while attempting to walk my son to the local play park. I in my thirty nine year old glory managed to actually trip over my own two feet. Ripping a layer or two of skin off my left knee, accompanied by swelling, and causing me to limp A LOT.

2. On fathers day my son's biggest gift was to slam the car door on my pinky. Nothing broke not even the skin but it hurt like the dickens.

3. The next day we go on a camping trip. While trying to get the fire going real well, I in my brilliance picked up what I thought was an unlit & cold piece of charcoal. Burnt the living snot out of the thumb on my right hand. A lot of ice and lanacaine has helped though.

4. Without warning on Tuesday my other knee literally gave out. For most of this week until Saturday I was limping in incredible pain.

5. Saturday June 21, 2008. Getting ready for work I slipped for no apparent reason on the stairs and have bruised the heck out of my tail bone. I am really sore while typing this. (on the plus side it did cause my right knee to stop hurting for now.)

Today the pain in my back side got so bad I caved in and went to the local med facility and got an x-ray. Had to wait until Kathy got home to watch Evan. I have officially broken my ass, i.e. the cocyx (sp?). Nothing too be done except take some pain meds & sit on a donut at work & home to ease the pain.

So don't know what celestial deity I pissed off but let me officially apologize. Damn why can't you ever fall into sex or money or both?

If anyone's inclined to I could do with some prayers, good wishes, peaceful meditations or whatever your into. :thumbs:


Maybe you should just not leave the house if possible for awhile.
I've had weeks like this where I hurt myself or stupid things happen,it'll pass.

:bighug:

O.k. let's count them off.

1. Two weeks ago while attempting to walk my son to the local play park. I in my thirty nine year old glory managed to actually trip over my own two feet. Ripping a layer or two of skin off my left knee, accompanied by swelling, and causing me to limp A LOT.

2. On fathers day my son's biggest gift was to slam the car door on my pinky. Nothing broke not even the skin but it hurt like the dickens.

3. The next day we go on a camping trip. While trying to get the fire going real well, I in my brilliance picked up what I thought was an unlit & cold piece of charcoal. Burnt the living snot out of the thumb on my right hand. A lot of ice and lanacaine has helped though.

4. Without warning on Tuesday my other knee literally gave out. For most of this week until Saturday I was limping in incredible pain.

5. Saturday June 21, 2008. Getting ready for work I slipped for no apparent reason on the stairs and have bruised the heck out of my tail bone. I am really sore while typing this. (on the plus side it did cause my right knee to stop hurting for now.)

Today the pain in my back side got so bad I caved in and went to the local med facility and got an x-ray. Had to wait until Kathy got home to watch Evan. I have officially broken my ass, i.e. the cocyx (sp?). Nothing too be done except take some pain meds & sit on a donut at work & home to ease the pain.

So don't know what celestial deity I pissed off but let me officially apologize. Damn why can't you ever fall into sex or money or both?

If anyone's inclined to I could do with some prayers, good wishes, peaceful meditations or whatever your into. :thumbs:


Good wishes to you indeed after all of that. Hopefully something wonderful will happen and none of this stuff will even matter.

:flowers:

UUUUUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hominy Hominy Hominy....
Feel better now?

Cheer up dude, youre only practicing for the big 40
Thats when everything falls apart

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I had one of those weeks a few ago, except that my problems dealt with my boss at work. We really should just get together and grab a beer or something.

2. On fathers day my son's biggest gift was to slam the car door on my pinky. Nothing broke not even the skin but it hurt like the dickens.




My own mother did this to me back in January while I was helping her open her door that frozen shut. Got my whole hand.

I agree with silver.....get together and have some beer. :D