HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED!!!

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,

are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and

a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boy-friend came over he found me

with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life.
I love you.'Then we made love all night long.' The mistress: Me too! The other night

I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over

my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes . . .As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
. . . . .



'What's for dinner, Batman?'