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sedan
06-06-2008, 07:34 PM
http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index.html


From the "Why?" page:

We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.
The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

"WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!


From the "Services" page:

Document storage and "Rapture" triggered email messaging system.

* Store up to 250mb of documents
* Send to up to 62 individual email addresses
* 150Mb encrypted document storage
* 100mb unencrypted document storage
* You can edit documents any time
* Write your own documents or choose from some of ours


Services Overview

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind.

Vilepagan
06-06-2008, 07:45 PM
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period.

ROFL

Nice that they've built in a three-day head start for themselves when they abscond with the funds. ;)

CarbonBasedLife
06-06-2008, 07:48 PM
LoL good find, I wonder how many people have signed up for this.

Foolsworth
06-06-2008, 07:53 PM
ROFL

Nice that they've built in a three-day head start for themselves when they abscond with the funds. ;)

Why is it you deplore intolerance and demand respect,particularly
among pressure groups { Gay Movement } yet have little trouble
poking fun and casting dispersions within Religious leanings.?

Vilepagan
06-06-2008, 08:02 PM
Why is it you deplore intolerance and demand respect,particularly
among pressure groups { Gay Movement } yet have little trouble
poking fun and casting dispersions within Religious leanings.?

Give it a rest, Foolsworth...I think this is hilarious, don't you?

Foolsworth
06-06-2008, 08:08 PM
Give it a rest, Foolsworth...I think this is hilarious, don't you?

No.Just like I don't laugh off the Gay Movement.
I could easily be a bigot and laugh off serious stuff.Even Politicans
do that.
I love to kid,cajole and tease.But I also love debating seriously.
There's a fine line of difference between the two.
When a persons deep convictions are being discussed,I tend to
raise the bar.

LionelHutz
06-06-2008, 09:53 PM
Do you get a refund if you're wrong and you're actually left behind as well?

BorgHunter
06-06-2008, 10:01 PM
Do you get a refund if you're wrong and you're actually left behind as well?
Good luck trying to find the owners. Even the ones who may have been "left behind" would probably be difficult to find, when they've run off with your money.

Vilepagan
06-06-2008, 10:03 PM
When a persons deep convictions are being discussed,I tend to
raise the bar.

Ok...do you think the creators of the website sedan linked us to created the website because they have "deep convictions"?

I was under the impression we were discussing some enterprising person's website dedicated to bilking idiots out of their money.