Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Bastard.

:D That was beautiful Ren! :thumbs:

... Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Bastard.

And just how will that help? ::muttering:: ditzy old broads... .

Very funny...

I have about 4-5 years before I become a mood ring wearer and I am not looking forward to it.

:lolhit: That was great.

Sounds reasonable to me. Bubba needs to remember this next time he wants to buy Ren some jewelry.

Sounds reasonable to me. Bubba needs to remember this next time he wants to buy Ren some jewelry.
after this, he might not wanna risk it.

after this, he might not wanna risk it.

The day Bubba stops buying me jewelry is the day I just might have to steal it...
Bubba needs to ask himself--do I really really want to spring wifey's bail?

If he's smart, he'll do the right thing,--the ONLY thing, bless his romantic little heart.

Better to let her cool her jets in the slammer overnight. Good shock to the system. By morning she wants out, a day in the shower, another at the salon & at least half a day of shopping to recover .... she gets done with that she's not PO'd any longer, and you're out less money & hassle than putting up bond in the first place.

Better to let her cool her jets in the slammer overnight. Good shock to the system. By morning she wants out, a day in the shower, another at the salon & at least half a day of shopping to recover .... she gets done with that she's not PO'd any longer, and you're out less money & hassle than putting up bond in the first place.

LOL, it took a real romantic to think of that.....what costs less-jewelry, day in jail, bail money, hit man, or coffin?

LOL, it took a real romantic to think of that.....what costs less-jewelry, day in jail, bail money, hit man, or coffin?

I'd say jewelry, but it also depends on what type coffin you get him.

I not big on jewerly. Flowers are more my speed.

I not big on jewerly. Flowers are more my speed.


Both are nice but I prefer time with someone. Memories last longer than jewlery and flowers. :)

LOL, it took a real romantic to think of that.....what costs less-jewelry, day in jail, bail money, hit man, or coffin?


I've never bailed anyone out of jail and not willing to start now. I don't care who it is.

I've never bailed anyone out of jail and not willing to start now. I don't care who it is.
your dealer?

baha! did he learn from that!? :))