boykorda
05-16-2008, 02:40 PM
I don't get all my news from the Daily Show. But I'm watching, and there's some dickhole from this politico.com talking to Chuzzlewit AKA Bush. And he could discuss anything. How often can you talk to the so-called president? So, naturally, he asked why W doesn't play more golf. Real scorching issue.
Fucking GOLF? What is this, an arm of the exec branch? You lob at the guy who helped wreck the economy and who bumbled and fumbled and stumbled and outright lied us into war with Iraq a nerfball about golf? Seriously?
Here's a question: Before he tees off, does he hang a "Hole-in-one Accomplished" banner? (Maybe before he goes biking he hangs an "I ain't falled off!" banner.)
The dumb douche explained that he doesn't want to golf while there's a war on. Well here's an idea: Why not find a way out of the war you bumbled and fumbled and stumbled and outright lied us into? Then you can play golf. Or with the time you're not on the links, try going to a fucking funeral for a dead war vet who was blown off fighting your stupid shit when the Iraqis should be fighting their own goddamn battles! How about that? That is if he's not too busy kissing and cuddling up to the Saudis. Because as we all know, there are no Saudis in Al-Queda and that place is the cradle of liberty and human rights, isn't it? And if they weren't sitting on a drop of oil, he'd give them the time of day if he could tell time.
He'll have plenty of time for near-sports in 8 mos. It can't go fast enough. Then those ass-suckers at politico and Fox news and at the Dittohead Drool School can break out the black armbands while the sentient among us sigh w/relief.
Fucking GOLF? What is this, an arm of the exec branch? You lob at the guy who helped wreck the economy and who bumbled and fumbled and stumbled and outright lied us into war with Iraq a nerfball about golf? Seriously?
Here's a question: Before he tees off, does he hang a "Hole-in-one Accomplished" banner? (Maybe before he goes biking he hangs an "I ain't falled off!" banner.)
The dumb douche explained that he doesn't want to golf while there's a war on. Well here's an idea: Why not find a way out of the war you bumbled and fumbled and stumbled and outright lied us into? Then you can play golf. Or with the time you're not on the links, try going to a fucking funeral for a dead war vet who was blown off fighting your stupid shit when the Iraqis should be fighting their own goddamn battles! How about that? That is if he's not too busy kissing and cuddling up to the Saudis. Because as we all know, there are no Saudis in Al-Queda and that place is the cradle of liberty and human rights, isn't it? And if they weren't sitting on a drop of oil, he'd give them the time of day if he could tell time.
He'll have plenty of time for near-sports in 8 mos. It can't go fast enough. Then those ass-suckers at politico and Fox news and at the Dittohead Drool School can break out the black armbands while the sentient among us sigh w/relief.