- Sergeant at Arms-
herein and abouts.
Cuz this place needs some order.
Too much slovenly polemic and boorish,didactic overlay.
One shouldn't need to grimace and wince,just because Politics
is bein discussed.

- Sergeant at Arms-
herein and abouts.
Cuz this place needs some order.
Too much slovenly polemic and boorish,didactic overlay.
One shouldn't need to grimace and wince,just because Politics
is bein discussed.


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Ahem....o.k,I'm done

you want the dangerous inmate to run the asylum?:confused:

yikes!

Yeah ...but instead of playin " kick the can " around hears they
vie for " pull the string round th' maypole ".

With you in charge it would be more like strung up by our ankles and made to recite all your gibberish posts. :D

With you in charge it would be more like strung up by our ankles and made to recite all your gibberish posts. :D

No One is forcin you ta ingest me gibberish.
-- Dearie --

I amend me board title to Gestapo.
I wanna bee Mr.Gestapo of these hear Boards.
Maybe juts fer a week.
Then I may need a nude title.
Like... Sir Winfred Gestapo.
The 3rd...of course.

Therein,I may need to ply me hand at Squadron Leader,First.
Butt,I'll need to whip sums these knuckleheads into shape.
First & Foremost.
Is All.

Foolsie whipping us into shape will be like the petty newbie prisoner dropping the soap in the shower and the serial killer inmate kindly picks it up for him. It just isn't gonna happen.

What's your first order of business? Proper dining room etiquette? :D

Foolsie whipping us into shape will be like the petty newbie prisoner dropping the soap in the shower and the serial killer inmate kindly picks it up for him. It just isn't gonna happen.

What's your first order of business? Proper dining room etiquette? :D

Etiquette is gOOt ! But to refrain from insults and prying curiosity may
be akin to askin a bear to kindly put the toilet seat back down.
Most folk know Bears don't back down ...mush.
Most Posters don't like what Bear Sterns did.
May the Twain meet.

What is Man {published posthumously,1917}

" Man the machine -- man the impersonal engine.Whatsoever a
man is,is due to his make,and to the influence brought to bear
upon it by his heredities,his habitat,his associations.He is moved,
corrected,COMMANDED,by exterior influences --solely.He originates
nothing,not even a thought. "
-- Samuel Langhorne Clemens

"In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination,from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners,whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."---Samuel Clemens

"In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination,from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners,whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."---Samuel Clemens

Letters From the Earth {1905-09}

" Man is without any doubt the most interesting fool there is.
Also the most eccentric.He hasn't a single written law,in his
Bible or out of it,which has any but one purpose and intention --
to limit or defeat a law of God. "
-- " Mark Twain "

Have you any experience here FW.

Maybe a few years as a training instructor at Westpoint ?
Maybe cattle rustling down the Panhandle ?
Maybe inspecting tickets on the inter city ?

Have you any experience here FW.

Maybe a few years as a training instructor at Westpoint ?
Maybe cattle rustling down the Panhandle ?
Maybe inspecting tickets on the inter city ?

Without gettin TOO personal,I've held me fair share of "dirty jobs"
and been made to be the peon.
Had guite a few boses,and was even a boss meself,a few times.
I always maintained a rather rigid compassion for the feelings
of others,even at he expense of Meself.
Like I've said.
I'm Practicin ta bee a Saint.
Is all.