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primitive man
03-31-2008, 10:01 AM
there is a recent study out that there is a correlation between dementia and a big belly.
:lolhit:

Phyrex
03-31-2008, 09:08 PM
More blood pumping through your gut than your brain. I can see that.

primitive man
04-03-2008, 10:52 AM
spending all yer money on ho-hos, mickey dees, and a scooter to get around, um, yeah...............

DarkFantasy96
04-03-2008, 01:15 PM
Dementia is nowhere near the same thing as stupidity.

primitive man
04-04-2008, 09:24 AM
get a sense of humor dear. i believe we all know that.
but with dementia, intelligence level drops like a motherf*cker.
and it seems it don't take much intelligence to make yourself into a fat ass cripple, with diabetes either.
the future of america.

MeskDXB
05-06-2008, 01:06 PM
So, if I get your midsection lipo'd out, then my IQ will go up?

primitive man
05-07-2008, 10:49 AM
no, because you PAID for something you could have walked off for free.

MeskDXB
05-07-2008, 01:53 PM
no, because you PAID for something you could have walked off for free.

Well they say that after a certain age (like 35 or so), you will never really lose those love handles, no matter how hard you diet and/or walk.

Decka
05-25-2008, 12:24 AM
well then, by primitive man's reasoning.. anyone who drives a car is stupid because he could have walked there for free.

LionelHutz
05-26-2008, 08:21 AM
well then, by primitive man's reasoning.. anyone who drives a car is stupid because he could have walked there for free.

No, I think the argument is that you're stupid because you could have made a car by mining some taconite and bauxite yourself, refining it into steel and aluminum in your garage, shaping some panels with a hammer, and then welding them together to make a car. But instead you went and bought a pre-made car like some sort of yuppie.

Decka
05-26-2008, 12:02 PM
No, I think the argument is that you're stupid because you could have made a car by mining some taconite and bauxite yourself, refining it into steel and aluminum in your garage, shaping some panels with a hammer, and then welding them together to make a car. But instead you went and bought a pre-made car like some sort of yuppie.

Yes, but a car can't run without gas... so YOU are stupid for not setting up an oil refinery in your back yard that YOU operate.. going and drilling for oil yourself, turning it into gasoline.. and making the car run. Instead you bought pre-made gas like some sort of yuppy.

LionelHutz
05-26-2008, 09:48 PM
Yes, but a car can't run without gas... so YOU are stupid for not setting up an oil refinery in your back yard that YOU operate.. going and drilling for oil yourself, turning it into gasoline.. and making the car run. Instead you bought pre-made gas like some sort of yuppy.

Neither of us has addressed the issue of growing rubber trees and vulcanizing our own tires.

Decka
05-27-2008, 12:56 AM
very true.. or making our own good soil to plant those trees... or using our own saliva instead of using water... instead, lazy people water their trees.

LionelHutz
05-27-2008, 11:24 AM
very true.. or making our own good soil to plant those trees... or using our own saliva instead of using water... instead, lazy people water their trees.

I don't use saliva - I treat my own sewage and then use it to water my plants. And to drink.

Karankawa
05-28-2008, 10:03 AM
I can see you both will be fine in the self-made fertilizer business too!

rendova
05-28-2008, 11:06 AM
I don't use saliva - I treat my own sewage and then use it to water my plants. And to drink.

Impressive---MOST impressive.

As for myself, I made my own grenade launcher with some tin cans, a rubber band, a paper clip, and some twine.

Then I launched our sewage into the neighbor's yard.

LionelHutz
05-28-2008, 11:11 AM
Then I launched our sewage into the neighbor's yard.

I'm sure the stupid yuppie deserved it.