Whilst Staying in San Fransico,touring with The Metropolitan
Opera Company,giving a series of performances at the Tivoli
Opera House,The Great Enrico Caruso was awakened in the
early morn by a strong jolt.The Great Earthquake of 1906 had
struck and led to a series of fires,that destroyed much of the city.
Clutching an autographed photo of President Theodore Roosevelt,
Caruso made an effort to get out of the city,first by boat,and then
by train,and vowed never to return to San Fransico;he kept his word.

Later that same year, on November 16,1906, Caruso was charged with an indecent act commited in the monkey house of New York's Central Park zoo. He pinched the bottom of a women described as "pretty and plump" causing outrage amongst New York high society. Caruso claimed a monkey pinched the lady's bottom. Caruso was eventually found guilty and fined 10 dollars.

Later that same year, on November 16,1906, Caruso was charged with an indecent act commited in the monkey house of New York's Central Park zoo. He pinched the bottom of a women described as "pretty and plump" causing outrage amongst New York high society. Caruso claimed a monkey pinched the lady's bottom. Caruso was eventually found guilty and fined 10 dollars.

Well,good for he.
I,and even most Men,espeically Ray Bradbury,would do likewise.
However,I doubt either us,would attmept said pinching on a Monkey.
No matter how mush the fare fer an Organ Grinder.

Do u think there is even the smallest possibility of posting something relating to the thread title.

Or change it to the Caruso fan club thread.

Do u think there is even the smallest possibility of posting something relating to the thread title.

Or change it to the Caruso fan club thread.

I don't think it is possible for the Fool to post anything coherent.

* " Resolves: That in view of the necessity of battling for the
first principles of Republican Government,and against the
schemes of aristocracy [the slave-holding South ] ... we
will ... be known as Republicans. " *

-- Cornerstone of platform,first convention ,1880

* " Resolves: That in view of the necessity of battling for the
first principles of Republican Government,and against the
schemes of aristocracy [the slave-holding South ] ... we
will ... be known as Republicans. " *

-- Cornerstone of platform,first convention ,1880
The Republican party is not the same as it was in 1880. It sucks now.

The Republican party is not the same as it was in 1880. It sucks now.Not to mention the first convention was in 1856.

Not to mention the first convention was in 1856.
No doubt some Repub will call that an example of efficiency.

Not to mention the first convention was in 1856.

Quit ... " Whigging Out " Mr.Know Nothing Party.
We're You there.?
I was.I'm a time traveller in good standing,I'll have you know.
Stop and tink fer a minute Thar Pops.
How can it be called GOP,in it's inception.

" The legitimate object of Government is to do for a community
of people whatever they need to have done,but cannot do at all,
or cannot so well do,for themselves in their seperate and individual
capacities.But in all that people can individually do as well for
themselves,ought not to interfere. "
-- Abe Lincoln { 1st Republican President,former Whig }