O.K. I know this is wrong, but it still made me laugh a little :)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4427/114430uk8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

OMG my Porsche!

Uhmm lets see. I work for a roadside emergency assistance company. While I don't endorse stereotypes, I've never heard a guy respond as such.

operator: "What color is your car?"
Woman: "Color I'm not sure, but it's cute!"

operator: "Which side is the flat tire on, driver's side or the passenger's side?"
Woman: "Uhmm driver's side, is that the one with the steering wheel?"

operator: "So where are you located right now? What road are you on?"
Woman: "Well I got off the big road and I'm in a pl for a big white building."