In just a few months the American people will go to the ballot box to elect a new, and hopefully, greatly-improved, President. For America this election will be a first. We, the people will elect either:

The first black president current odds 6 to 5

The first woman president current odds 7 to 5

The first Zombie president current odds 2 to 1

Of course when the election actually occurs either the black guy or the aging woman will represent the democrats, while the only person who could appear in a George Romero zombie film without the need for any makeup whatsoever will represent the Republican Party.

This Presidential Race will be an American First
What, we're using MSM soundbites as thread titles now?

I think you're being a little hard on John McCain... I'd describe him as more of an "ancient chipmunk" then a zombie...

Of course when the election actually occurs either the black guy or the aging woman will represent the democrats, while the only person who could appear in a George Romero zombie film without the need for any makeup whatsoever will represent the Republican Party.

making fun of his POW wounds? his stay at the Hanoi Hilton left him unable to lift his arms above his shoulders.

how PC of you! :rant:

....the only person who could appear in a George Romero zombie film without the need for any makeup whatsoever will represent the Republican Party.

His personal appearance does not concern me or disturb me at all.

His political views OTOH are cause for great disturbance and concern.

His personal appearance does not concern me or disturb me at all.

His political views OTOH are cause for great disturbance and concern.

One of our past presidents (I think it was Truman), ran the white house from a wheelchar if I remember right!

you're close, it was FDR.

Oops..My Bad :cool: