I cant stop laughing at the left these days, as they run around like chickens with thier heads cut off trying to down play all the "bad news" coming out these days, from the rebounding economy, to the capture of Saddam, it must be just awful! I see them throw caution to the wind and blurt out the most assinine theories and assumptions, it is really quite hysterical. With all the power of the national media behind them, their efforts are still lacking, and failing more and more everyday. Crackpot websites are posted, outrageous allegations stated, and after all this, that "idiot" George Dubbya still has them by the tail. LMAO. Keep it up boys, pretty soon we will have to go looking in spider holes for the democratic party!

Originally posted by Travh20
I cant stop laughing at the left these days, as they run around like chickens with thier heads cut off trying to down play all the "bad news" coming out these days, from the rebounding economy, to the capture of Saddam, it must be just awful! I see them throw caution to the wind and blurt out the most assinine theories and assumptions, it is really quite hysterical. With all the power of the national media behind them, their efforts are still lacking, and failing more and more everyday. Crackpot websites are posted, outrageous allegations stated, and after all this, that "idiot" George Dubbya still has them by the tail. LMAO. Keep it up boys, pretty soon we will have to go looking in spider holes for the democratic party!
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lol, I love those Bushisms

They misunderestimated me!

i have a t shirt with a picture of bush and the caption, "rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" an old lady once came up to me in a supermarket and said, "that t shirt is just lovely. do you know where i might get one?" i never thought of describing it as lovely, since it's got a big picture of w on it...:D

these are freaking hilarious. I fear the politician who never mis speaks, never slips up, much more than one who is human and makes mistakes. Besides, many of these are jsut taken out of context, you can take anyone and make it look like they are stupid, its all about the context, but, they are very funny, herre are a few I really like:

"I'm the master of low expectations."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."—Speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."—Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."—Philadelphia, May 14, 2001 (Thanks to John Brooks.)

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."—Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

"I think there is some methodology in my travels." —Washington, D.C., March 5, 2001

"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese—that meant that they weren't very effective."—White House press conference, Washington, D.C., Feb. 22, 2001

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."—To Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal—Antonio."—On Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House. NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, Jan. 14, 2001

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."—Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."—St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia—I never interviewed her."—Orange, Calif., Sept. 15, 2000

"I think we agree, the past is over."—On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."—CNBC, April 15, 2000

"We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."—Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."—Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

"The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them."—From A Charge To Keep, by George W. Bush, published November 1999

"If the East Timorians decide to revolt, I'm sure I'll have a statement."—Quoted by Maureen Dowd in the New York Times, June 16, 1999

there are many more, they are quite funny LOL :D

and how about a few of those dan quayle qutoes:

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92, The New Yorker, 10/10/88, p.102)

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/2/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared'.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the Phoenix Republican Forum, 3/23/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92) Also reported by Reuters, 5/2/90

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the -- to the back!
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 8/17/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund, 5/9/89 This gem has been added to Bartlett's `Familiar Quotations'. (reported in Esquire, 8/92) (reported in the NY Times, 12/9/92)

Take a breath, Al... Inhale.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92. Gov. Zell Miller of Georgia said that Dan Quayle reminded him of one of his grandkids when they've had too much sugar.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, US News and World Report (10/10/88)

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, Hawaii, 4/25/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle addressing the 20th anniversary celebration of the moon landing, 7/20/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle after the San Francisco earthquake, 10/19/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

Bobby Knight told me this: ``There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.'' In other words a good offense wins.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, in a speech to the City Club of Chicago, comparing the offensive capabilities of the Warsaw Pact with the defensive system of NATO, 9/8/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

this guy cracks me up.

Laugh all you want about the left trav but take a good look at the whack-jobs the right is producing. They all have a direct line to god and a front row seat for the armageddon. These are seriously delusional people.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/12/19/wgod19.xml&sSheet=/portal/2003/12/19/ixportal.html&secureRefresh=true&_requestid=125887

Dop

hey dop, do you really trust the british press that much? also, if the people of the great state of conneticut voted the guy in THREE TIMES then i guess they can have him... still, i think the whole divine right things is very old school... LMAO

The british press for the most part is owned by Rupert Murdoch so it must be on the level er .... should I say fair and balanced.
Afterall, he is a *MAJOR* contributor to the GOP. LMAO.

Dop

Originally posted by Lungdop Philing
Afterall, he is a *MAJOR* contributor to the GOP. LMAO.

If Murdoch is so biased, why would he publish an article that makes a GOP member look bad?

Hey all youz guys laughing at the lefties ... see how funny you think this one is.

It's from Clark Campaign Strategist Reid Cherlin responding to Tom `Chicken-hawk' Delay's latest cowardly comments,

"The closest to real combat that Tom `Chicken-Hawk' Delay has ever come was when he got himself a student deferment from Vietnam and instead suited up in his exterminator outfit and defended the people of Texas against invading cockroaches, marauding red ants and hostile moths"

ROTFLMAO

Dop