Society has all kinds of Tests.The Donald Trump test
of { Net Worth } which listening to him,is ALL Important.
Also The Boss Test { Who commands the most Authority }.

The Popularity Test.Which is what The Emmy is for.

Cooking Tests of all sizes and taste.Just about any cook on a given
week,could win or do very well.With the exception of Martha.
She's too prim,proper and uppity to even enter said arena.
How hoity-toity of her.
Ok...Martha Stewart Wins,hands down the { Hoity-Toity Test }.

Tests of Athleticism.So many and so often,one would think the
prime function of mankind was this sole endeavor.
So...we'll { I mean I'll } just gloss over Sports/Athletics/Excercise stuff.

Trivia Tests.Don't mean squat.Dint make Regis { Who wants to be a M .... }
any smarter or advance his height.Mighta even caused a complex
for Mr.Morning Glory.See'n how the average Joe,is probably doubly smarter
than some New Yorker Morning Host.

A Bullcrap Test.Now there's an interesting item of contention.
But it would be more expedient to just have a Humility Test.
That would or could very well BE,THE Most important Human test of
all.The actual act of being humble.I doubt many Saints flunked that one.

Which brings me to a Flunkers Test.Just how much stuff in Life can One
flunk at.Again,Martha Stewart would Flunk the Flunkers Test.
She's apparently Never flunked a dagburn thing in her life.
Well,maybe a Court Case.So's she'd score really low on how well
she Funks stuff.
I guess,virtually Every Human would do well on some test.
Unless ALL tests have some standarization.
How boring.
How Tested tough.
How thoroughly Testy this Test bidness make me.
I want Out.I'm through with this Stupid test,Teach.
" But Fool,this test is for your Free College Entrance ".
" College Schmollege,I tells her.If I thought I needed more tests,like
College,I'd just Paint me a college and Bee done Wits It."
I wonder if it's possible for someone to Love College.
College ain't an animate object.It's bricks,concrete,Books and
a lotta fancy talk.Um,maybe I'll juts goad thar and teach em a
course in Flunkin.
I heard tell Lifes gotta Lotta Flunkin in it.
Is All.