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Frogger
01-26-2008, 09:22 AM
Police invaded the home of SmartMouthWoman in an attempt to rescue what she insisted were her pets but that neighbors accused her of raising for the cooking pot. SmartMouthWoman's most heinous crime was allowing a poor, innocent frog to die. She will be sentenced next week and her neighbors are hoping she will be sent away for a long stretch in the Big House.
SPCA: 200 Animals Rescued From Home
Jan 25 11:59 PM US/Eastern
8 Comments
MARSHALL, Texas (AP) - An animal protection group on Friday rescued more than 200 animals, including 26 hissing cockroaches and two bearded dragons, from an eastern Texas home.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said the animals were still being counted Friday night.
The group was acting under the authority of the Harrison County Sheriff's Department and had gone to the property on a warrant regarding medical neglect.
Besides the cockroaches and bearded dragons, the animals included 68 dogs, 16 rabbits, 15 guinea pigs, 13 gerbils, seven doves, two dwarf hamsters, two hedgehogs, an opossum and a pink toe tarantula.
The SPCA said some animals were found in outdoor pens while others were in sheds scattered around the property. Others were in a doublewide trailer living in filth.
The SPCA said many of the dogs were very thin and appeared to be suffering from eye and ear infections. One dead frog and a dead guinea pig were found. The saved animals were to be taken to an animal care center.
A sheriff's department spokesman said he had no information on the raid and didn't know if any arrests were made.
mikezila
01-26-2008, 09:30 AM
:eek: not the frogs!
and i don't think Marshall is anywhere near Dallas.
Frogger
01-26-2008, 09:31 AM
Oh the inhumanity!!!!
mikezila
01-26-2008, 09:37 AM
http://www.xerratus.com/content/binary/oh-the-huge-manatee.jpg
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 07:05 AM
Make that TWO dead frogs!
(and I have you know, Marshall is about 90 miles from Dallas)
Better be careful, dear... or I'll have to sic my friend Scummy on you. She's a rat-keeper, you know?
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/froggyback.jpg
;)
SMW
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 12:37 PM
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa, Frogger.
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma
and bursts into his grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as
Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that
as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!
:lolhit:
Frogger
01-28-2008, 01:26 PM
Took you long enough to get to this thread, Smartie. I guess you were in mourning for your Hissing Cockroaches and were too choked up to post.
I know it must be hard on you, losing all your pets so here's a :bighug:
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 01:32 PM
Took you long enough to get to this thread, Smartie. I guess you were in mourning for your Hissing Cockroaches and were too choked up to post.
I know it must be hard on you, losing all your pets so here's a :bighug:
Gee thanks for the hug.
You got it all wrong, Froggie... I don't do hissin cockroaches, but I do love them horny toads. Us kids used to play with them so much (capture 'em and keep 'em in shoeboxes), they're now considered an endangered species in Texas. Maybe a distance cousin of your'ns, eh?
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/horned_lizardlarge.jpg
(ain't he cute???)
Frogger
01-28-2008, 02:21 PM
You know the difference between a hoppy from and a horny toad, Smartie?
A hoppy frog goes ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, and a horny toad goes rub it, rub it, rub it.
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 03:16 PM
You know the difference between a hoppy from and a horny toad, Smartie?
A hoppy frog goes ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, and a horny toad goes rub it, rub it, rub it.
LOL... actually, Froggie, a horny toad makes more of a hissing noise... you know, like those cockroaches?
(ouch! rubbing a horny toad is never a good idea!)
MrsKimi
01-28-2008, 03:19 PM
LOL... actually, Froggie, a horny toad makes more of a hissing noise... you know, like those cockroaches?
(ouch! rubbing a horny toad is never a good idea!)
Only the little baby ones. We used to love to catch those little ones. The big ones freaked me out a little because somebody told my they would spit blood at you. Ever hear that?
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 03:27 PM
Only the little baby ones. We used to love to catch those little ones. The big ones freaked me out a little because somebody told my they would spit blood at you. Ever hear that?
Yep, I heard they can spit blood, but never actually saw one do it. I loved the BIG ones! You could rub their little yellow-scaled bellies and they'd go to sleep.
(Man, it's too bad our parents couldn't afford to buy us toys, eh Kimi???)
:lolhit:
Ride4Life
01-28-2008, 03:39 PM
Yep, I heard they can spit blood, but never actually saw one do it. I loved the BIG ones! You could rub their little yellow-scaled bellies and they'd go to sleep.
(Man, it's too bad our parents couldn't afford to buy us toys, eh Kimi???)
:lolhit:
I heard that if you rubbed their belly they woke up. If you rubbed it long enough, it would spit at you
smartmouthwoman
01-28-2008, 03:42 PM
I heard that if you rubbed their belly they woke up. If you rubbed it long enough, it would spit at you
The subject is horny TOADS, darlin... not horny Californians.
:lolhit:
Frogger
01-28-2008, 04:27 PM
They don't spit blood. They squirt blood from around their eyes.
paulc
01-28-2008, 04:38 PM
Make that TWO dead frogs!
(and I have you know, Marshall is about 90 miles from Dallas)
Better be careful, dear... or I'll have to sic my friend Scummy on you. She's a rat-keeper, you know?
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/froggyback.jpg
;)
SMW
New experimental breeding programme.