Comes hears ta settle yer differences with Our own
Judgy Joe Schmoe.
Litigants will have to Swear
and also wood bee helpfull to LIE,commit fraud and
other domestic Post disputes involving bad Czechs,
frog-giggin outs season,and trashing of anothers post
by hyperbolic extension of tresspassing.

LOL! ....You always give me a little laugh. :D

Our First Case will be called the :

The Milquetoast Bully.

Seems there was a really Nice,newbie Poster,who was full of
Compliments and charm.But this newbie Poster was too good to
be true.No one,even in a Disney Nancy Drew Mystery was so
pristine and wholesomely Unbitter.After all,Life is Bitterness,even
if only in ones Girl Scout Nightmares.
So's this Newbie frollicked around the different threads spreading
ONLY good cheer and upbeat niceties.
Until One day,a certain force of message Board Bullying,got to said
Newbie.A certain Message Board Bully jerked the thread chain and
started a reaction inside and outside the confines of what Newbie
was ever accustomed to.After all,where is it written that Posting
on a message board was a Saintly act,or even civil.
So,said Newbie poster took his Postings to a Court of Law and
decided to have Our Judgy Joe Schmoe decide the verdict.

Am I guilty (again)?

Am I guilty (again)?
yes

Am I guilty (again)?

No...but I shall zap you anyway just to see if this thing works :taser:

I don't know what you're talking about Fool......I'm always nice :D

I don't know what you're talking about Fool......I'm always nice :D
you better be:taser:

:slap:

that's for tasering me :lolhit:

:)