http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself

Holy shit!

Rambo's got nothing on that woman.
Wow!

Hard to imagine.

I once removed a splinter from my thumb all by myself. Doesn't that count for something?

I've removed my own splinters since I was about 8 years old. :p

I once removed a splinter from my thumb all by myself. Doesn't that count for something?
Do your own vasectomy, then we'll talk.

http://frostfirefizz.com/mum-performs-a-successful-caesarean-section-on-herself

Holy shit!

Good freaking Jesus. When I'm more ready to read such insanity, I will do so. Until then....

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK??????

Time for anudder drinky pooo/////..........

You're high AND you're drinking, Scummy? Are you my mother or her long lost twin sister? :@@:

You're high AND you're drinking, Scummy? Are you my mother or her long lost twin sister? :@@:

Oh good gawd, did I say I was high AND drunk? I probly did but alas, I am only 1/2 drunk.... but.... I'm gonna go load a bowl of salvia in less tan 30 seconds... .WOO HOO!!!

I may (or may not) be back in a bit...

Um, I have no chillens so I cannot me yer mother or her long lost twins sister.

BRB!!!

*prepares bowl of salvia..*

Hah... you remind me of her though. She's probably sitting at home right now drinking glasses of straight bourbon and loading up the vaporizer as usual, probably with one of the men who flock around her constantly. My mother is quite the interesting character - in a good way and a bad way. I don't think I'll ever live up to her example... I feel comfortable in a more boring existence. But I do think that living with her all my life has instilled in me a love for "living on the edge", even if my personality can't sustain it very often or very long...

EDIT: I think I'll go have another try at the bong we made last night...

Hah... you remind me of her though. She's probably sitting at home right now drinking glasses of straight bourbon and loading up the vaporizer as usual, probably with one of the men who flock around her constantly.


I wish!!!! I'm talking about the part where men flock around her... but "constantly" would be a drag.

My mother is quite the interesting character - in a good way and a bad way.


Do tell...

I don't think I'll ever live up to her example... I feel comfortable in a more boring existence.

I so agree with that now, believe it or not.

But I do think that living with her all my life has instilled in me a love for "living on the edge", even if my personality can't sustain it very often or very long...

Not a BAD thing, I must say.

I think I'll go have another try at the bong we made last night..

Whaaaat? You and yer mom made a bong last night?? That is beyond cool. I tried to get my mom to smoke with me about 15 years ago but... no way.

Good gaed, I just did a cool hit of Salvia and I'd love to share it with you btu.. I forgot what happened!

:cool:
But I do remember it was very cool

Good grief, I hope we re not on my VACINE board.

Nah, my brother and his friend made it. Mom did make a potato pipe last time I was at her house. And she showed me how to roll a joint. But she doesn't really smoke herself anymore... because of her lung problems (an odd fungus that grew in them in Costa Rica and gave her pneumonia and 8 month bronchitis) she only vaporizes (that's why her buddy got her the Volcano as a gift).

Nah, my brother and his friend made it. Mom did make a potato pipe last time I was at her house. And she showed me how to roll a joint. But she doesn't really smoke herself anymore... because of her lung problems (an odd fungus that grew in them in Costa Rica and gave her pneumonia and 8 month bronchitis) she only vaporizes (that's why her buddy got her the Volcano as a gift).

Yup, vaporizors area much better for yer lungs but I sure don't like them as much as a water cooled bong. Metal pipes are nasty and even jonts are harsh on the throat and lungs *KOFF KOFF* but it sounds like yer mom is one cool potato.

Gosh, maybe yer mom IS my sister!!?!!

Niece DF, izzit really you?

Holy shit, back to the salvia bowl I go. These halluciations are so REAL .....>>>>

Yup, vaporizors area much better for yer lungs but I sure don't like them as much as a water cooled bong. Metal pipes are nasty and even jonts are harsh on the throat and lungs *KOFF KOFF* but it sounds like yer mom is one cool potato.

Gosh, maybe yer mom IS my sister!!?!!

Niece DF, izzit really you?

Holy shit, back to the salvia bowl I go. These halluciations are so REAL .....>>>>
Hahaha... As far as I know my mom only has two sisters, and you're nothing like either of them! :lolhit: This stuff was really some creeper... hit me like a ton of bricks...

Hahaha... As far as I know my mom only has two sisters, and you're nothing like either of them! :lolhit: This stuff was really some creeper... hit me like a ton of bricks...

Are you smoking some creeper weed, there DF? HAHA!! Too freaking cool. :p

Have you ever tried salvia or have I already axed you that before?

Be back in a bit...>>>>>>

Nah, my brother and his friend made it. Mom did make a potato pipe last time I was at her house.
She should have her ass kicked. What type "parent" does that kind of shit???

She should have her ass kicked. What type "parent" does that kind of shit???
There's nothing wrong with smoking a little weed...

Uh, yeah, there is, hun - it's ILLEGAL and it sets a really bad precedent if you send the message that it's "ok" to break the law. Personally, I wish they'd legalize it, but my perspective is of no consequence here.

That's... that's something. So, does this mean that my future son (God forbid) can perform his own circumcision?

She should have her ass kicked. What type "parent" does that kind of shit???
df's mom:rolleyes:

She must have been in alot of pain!!!!

She is truly lucky she came thru this ok :)

df's mom:rolleyes:
Uhhh, yeah.