i've been in ICU before...it's actually kinda nice:)

no roommie boring you with their stories, you get your own remote, the nurses are hotter:thumbs:

the green jello is better too:woohoo:


but then i don't have to tell you:(

Yup, yer probably right but I don't rememebr much about my ICU stay, even the green jello, altho I was there almost forever.

Ah, the good ol' days :rolleyes:

BTW, how is yer messed up leg doing?

Wow - I can only imagine what you'd do for a dollar. ;)

Relax...I didn't mean it like that....

I have a condo that needs cleaning. :)

At present, I'm in Bolingbrook, IL, on the southwest corner of I-55 and Rte. 53. :) Bring some Pine Sol - I'll reimburse you.

Oh, for the love of...

You'll pay me a DOLLAR to clean yer condo? What, are you NuTs??

A WHOLE DOLLAR???


I'll be there before sun-up, dripping in Pine Sol :D

I'll be there before sun-up, dripping in Pine Sol :D
You do that, and there's an extra 2.50 in it for ya. :) I'm generous like that.

Yup, yer probably right but I don't rememebr much about my ICU stay, even the green jello, altho I was there almost forever.

Ah, the good ol' days :rolleyes:

BTW, how is yer messed up leg doing?
it's getting better, but it seems my surgeon got deported, so the insurance company's legal team is scrambling for a IME so they'll have something for their records.

You do that, and there's an extra 2.50 in it for ya. :) I'm generous like that.

She will use the pine-sol in place of her quarterly bath, Prae..you should be thankful for that!

You do that, and there's an extra 2.50 in it for ya. :) I'm generous like that.

Gosh, yer generosity is never ending. :p

Um, should I wear a tight, spaghetti strapped, lacey top with short, tattered cut-offs? Hey, I do a better job at scrubbing other people's filth while dressed comfortably, ya know.

Plus I could sure use the extra $2.50!!!!!

At present, I'm in Bolingbrook, IL, on the southwest corner of I-55 and Rte. 53. :) Bring some Pine Sol - I'll reimburse you.
:eek: @ the auto auction? i've been there!

it's getting better, but it seems my surgeon got deported, so the insurance company's legal team is scrambling for a IME so they'll have something for their records.

That almost sounds like yer kidding but I don't think you are.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

She will use the pine-sol in place of her quarterly bath, Prae..you should be thankful for that!

Now hush up, you! I don't want my new job to be jeapordized cuz of my bathing qualities, or lack thereof, so just you put a cork in it.

Sheeeeesh!

:eek: @ the auto auction? i've been there!
I love auto auctions. I went to the one in Clearwater with my dad a couple times.

:eek: @ the auto auction? i've been there!
About 1 and a half blocks north, and on the same side of 53 (east). Right behind (and slightly adjacent to) the truck stop, actually. :)

About 1 and a half blocks north, and on the same side of 53 (east). Right behind (and slightly adjacent to) the truck stop, actually. :)
they have a drop lot over there for the lease returns.

I love auto auctions. I went to the one in Clearwater with my dad a couple times.

Good luck on that endeavor, assuming yer gonna buy a car at an auction. I've heard horror stories about that and lived one myself. Bought an older BMW about 7 years ago and that wasn't such a good thing.

BUYER BEWARE!

they have a drop lot over there for the lease returns.
Yeah - they unload so many goddamned cars there - they screw up traffic (not that 53 needed any help in that department, but whatever).

Now hush up, you! I don't want my new job to be jeapordized cuz of my bathing qualities, or lack thereof, so just you put a cork in it.

Sheeeeesh!

Okay - Prae's on his own, then.

Good luck, Prae!

Okay - Prae's on his own, then.

Good luck, Prae!

Uh, there is no need to wish him luck so perhaps you better purt a cork in it too, Missy.

And on that note, I'm gonna log off for now and dream about how I'm gonna spend my $3.50.

Ya, that's right. I said Three Fifty :D :D :D

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!

Later, gators ;)

Gosh, yer generosity is never ending. :p

Um, should I wear a tight, spaghetti strapped, lacey top with short, tattered cut-offs? Hey, I do a better job at scrubbing other people's filth while dressed comfortably, ya know.
Are you thin? If so, then sure, I don't want you to be uncomfortable. Of course, if you're not, then I don't wanna be uncomfortable. I'm sure you understand. :)
Plus I could sure use the extra $2.50!!!!!
If, like your avatar, you're sportin' a set D cups, I'll throw in 5.

I love auto auctions. I went to the one in Clearwater with my dad a couple times.

Not possible.
For one,... Anyone to Love an inanimate object,and especially
an inanimate object at some Car sale {auction}.
Even if a used car salesman,did love himself,that don't count,also.

Are you thin? If so, then sure, I don't want you to be uncomfortable. Of course, if you're not, then I don't wanna be uncomfortable. I'm sure you understand. :)

If, like your avatar, you're sportin' a set D cups, I'll throw in 5.

Ok, I had to log back in to respond to this hee-ster-ee-cal post. HAHA!!!

Trust me, you will not be uncomfortable. I'm not stick-skinny but I'm not a walrus either but as far as the D cups go...

I'll get back to ya after I visit my plastic surgeon :p

Bye for now. I'm heading to Beverly Hills to get some D cups so I can get an extra five dollars while scrubbing yer flithy condo.

Damn, and I thot it couldn't get any better than this. GOLLY!

Smarty's a gUy ?
No wonder I have problems relating.!


Why? Are you a gal?:bombout:

Uh, does that include me too, the so-called noob?

One question:

What the hell is a NOOB, Praetell?

:confused:

Sure it inclueds you, Noob.

I love auto auctions. I went to the one in Clearwater with my dad a couple times.
odds are this isn't your father's oldsmobile auction, it's one of the super huge dealer-only auctions...it's more like the ones in Orlando:thumbs:

be nice to a dealer, they might sneak you in to get one at cost+10%.

Good luck on that endeavor, assuming yer gonna buy a car at an auction. I've heard horror stories about that and lived one myself. Bought an older BMW about 7 years ago and that wasn't such a good thing.

BUYER BEWARE!

How older ?
Was it off the cinder blocks.?
And hOw cranky was the jalopy.

Yeah - they unload so many goddamned cars there - they screw up traffic (not that 53 needed any help in that department, but whatever).
imagine what it would be like if most of them didn't come and go on trucks. we move 20 trucks a day into there everyday, and we're just a drop in the bucket.

Trust me, you will not be uncomfortable. I'm not stick-skinny but I'm not a walrus either but as far as the D cups go...
Weight? Height? I need specifics if you're gonna pick up after me, DUH. Sheesh. :rolleyes:
Bye for now. I'm heading to Beverly Hills to get some D cups so I can get an extra five dollars while scrubbing yer flithy condo.
I'd never expect you to do that....I know full-well women only "augment" their boobies for hefty divorce settlements.

You must care - to take the time to give me your opinion, an opinion I don't care about one way or the other, Nappy.
Why would you think it matters to me whether you care about my opinion or not? This is an open forum, I don't just post for you, even when I'm addressing it to you.

I DON'T get 'constantly' attacked.
Then why the hell were you whining? You people! Jeez!

But, it takes all kinds and I've known lots of your kind, sir.
Sure you have. :rolleyes:

I really don't feel animosity toward anybody here. I honestly like to get along, but that doesn't mean being a doormat for snot-nosed juveniles who think they know so much. I think it would behoove some of the younger people on this forum to try and actually learn from those of us who have truly 'been there, done that', but there are too many attitudes floating around this place for that happen. A shame.
I think you could try to learn a thing or two from me. Other people have, and many of them even end up thanking me later. I have older people I look to for advice and mentorship. People who have earned my respect. Most of them don't post here. I don't need to get my advice from a webforum, and I find it rather amusing that others do. I also find it funny when old folk just expect younger people to simply respect their opinions and junk without first earning their respect. It's a two way street, sweetheart.

Okay, Nap...

odds are this isn't your father's oldsmobile auction, it's one of the super huge dealer-only auctions...
That's what I went to, a dealer-only auction. I don't think the St. Pete Auto Auction is quite as large as the one in Orlando, but it isn't tiny, either. Run by Manheim, etc.

Weight? Height? I need specifics if you're gonna pick up after me, DUH. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

I'd never expect you to do that....I know full-well women only "augment" their boobies for hefty divorce settlements.

Specifics, ya say? Well OK, I guess.

I’m 5’2” and weigh 296 pounds, Oh wait, that’s one of my friends. Lemme see now. Hmmm. Oh ya. I’m 5’8” and weigh 119 pounds. No, that’s another of my friends. Hold on, I’m getting to it.

Alright. Here’s the real deal: I’m somewhere between my two friends. :cool:

I thought I narrowed it down quite nicely, don’t you?

But something is perplexing me. I read yer post earlier and I swear it said sumthin about me having A cups, did it not? Oh, I think that it did but for some strange reason, you edited that comment out. HA!

No you goofball, I don’t sport A cups or D cups but here’s the kicker:

I’m somewhere between those sizes.

Whew, I’m glad I finally got that offa my “somewhere between A cups and B cups” chest.

So am I still hired or what????

And if you MUST see my pic, there’s already one floating around here someplace but alas, it’s only a headshot. Hey, at least I aint too terribly revolting so I think you may, may be safe ;)

How older ?
Was it off the cinder blocks.?
And hOw cranky was the jalopy.

It was a 1984 Beemer and kinda cute but needed brakes really badly but how was I to know? They don't allow you to drive cars before buying them at auctions.

It also needed new tires and a new windshield but I could see that. It also needed some engine work but I was able to drive it for almost 6 months whole :rolleyes: before having to fukk with that.

Overall, it was a so-so deal cuz I put lots of miles on it, but I ended up selling it for $400.000 about 2 years later.

Again - BUYER BEWARE.

And there is no guarantee whatsoever, no matter how much of a lemon you end up with.

Sure it inclueds you, Noob.

Danke, Herr Frogmeister :D

I’m 5’2” and weigh 296 pounds, Oh wait, that’s one of my friends. Lemme see now. Hmmm. Oh ya. I’m 5’8” and weigh 119 pounds.

No, that’s another of my friends. Hold on, I’m getting to it

Alright. Here’s the real deal: I’m somewhere between my two friends. :cool:
The latter of the two must be the hot one that hangs out with you guys to make herself feel better at the bar. :)

Do I know women, or what?
But something is perplexing me. I read yer post earlier and I swear it said sumthin about me having A cups, did it not? Oh, I think that it did but for some strange reason, you edited that comment out. HA!
Well, I read it again, and didn't think it was all that funny, so I removed it. What can I say....I'm weird. ::shrugs::
Whew, I’m glad I finally got that offa my “somewhere between A cups and B cups” chest.
So what are you? An A+? :confused:
So am I still hired or what????
I need a specific weight and height to make that call. So far, you've given me nothing but static. You know, I won't give 5 dollars to just anyone for cleaning my entire house. I need qualifications. Especially, if you wear something skimpy. I mean, after all, I'm a man of discerning tastes.

From Scumbelina's first wedding:

http://chickencrap.com/images/1145.jpg

:eek: Oh, dear god, NO!!!!!!

Specifics, ya say? Well OK, I guess.

I’m 5’2” and weigh 296 pounds, Oh wait, that’s one of my friends. Lemme see now. Hmmm. Oh ya. I’m 5’8” and weigh 119 pounds. No, that’s another of my friends. Hold on, I’m getting to it.

Alright. Here’s the real deal: I’m somewhere between my two friends. :cool:

I thought I narrowed it down quite nicely, don’t you?

But something is perplexing me. I read yer post earlier and I swear it said sumthin about me having A cups, did it not? Oh, I think that it did but for some strange reason, you edited that comment out. HA!

No you goofball, I don’t sport A cups or D cups but here’s the kicker:

I’m somewhere between those sizes.

Whew, I’m glad I finally got that offa my “somewhere between A cups and B cups” chest.

So am I still hired or what????

And if you MUST see my pic, there’s already one floating around here someplace but alas, it’s only a headshot. Hey, at least I aint too terribly revolting so I think you may, may be safe ;)


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By the seat of Me pants I'd say ... yer Y2K + pie x 5 buffalo nickles.
Give er take a few Buffalo turds.

[QUOTE]The latter of the two must be the hot one that hangs out with you guys to make herself feel better at the bar. :)

Oh man, yer cruisin. Cruisin to be bludgeoned repeatedly! FYI, I'm much closer to the latter one than the first one but I aint that tall. I'm 5'6", ok? OK?? OK???

Do I know women, or what?

Yes, but not as well as you think you do. ;)

Well, I read it again, and didn't think it was all that funny, so I removed it. What can I say....I'm weird.

What? Yer WEIRD? Get outta here! :rolleyes:

So what are you? An A+? :confused:

No, I'm not an A+, I'm an A++, thank you for axing. Oh wait, I thot you were talking about my school grades. My bad.

You know, I won't give 5 dollars to just anyone for cleaning my entire house.

Now hold on a minute here. You offered to give me a total of $8.50 but now it's only FIVE DOLLARS? Are you daft?

I need qualifications. Especially, if you wear something skimpy. I mean, after all, I'm a man of discerning tastes.

Ya, yer a man of 'something' that's fer sure. I just haven't figgered out what it is yet.

Ok, I'm medium height, medium weight and I have medium boobs. Is THAT enuff info you need in order to hire me as yer scrub-woman, hmmm?

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

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By the seat of Me pants I'd say ... yer Y2K + pie x 5 buffalo nickles.
Give er take a few Buffalo turds.

My gawd, yer such a freaking goof.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dat was funnee :p

From Scumbelina's first wedding:

http://chickencrap.com/images/1145.jpg

WHAT??? I can't see any pic. No fair!

Was it at least funny?

Scummy has little feet too....:D


thank you for not bashing Mikes head in with the crowbar Scummy:hug:

Scummy has little feet too....:D


thank you for not bashing Mikes head in with the crowbar Scummy:hug:

You are quite welcome, Michelle. I knew you'd be in utter despair if I were to do that, but, what's this about having small feet? Do men compare the size of woman's feet with the size of their boobs?

In that case, I have MEDIUM feet, thank you very much.

PFFFFFTTT!!!

I'm keepin that crowbar handy just in case.

Oh man, yer cruisin. Cruisin to be bludgeoned repeatedly! FYI, I'm much closer to the latter one than the first one but I aint that tall. I'm 5'6", ok? OK?? OK???
Well, 5'6" is acceptable if that helps. Of course, the weight part is crucial, and therein lies our problem.
Yes, but not as well as you think you do. ;)
Nonsense. I'm fuckin' always spot-on when it come to women, hun.
Now hold on a minute here. You offered to give me a total of $8.50 but now it's only FIVE DOLLARS?
No, not "only". You're making assumptions here. If I said I'd be hesitant to give someone 5 dollars for cleaning my house, then just think about how hesitant I'd be to part with $8.50. It's called stressing a point. Get it? Good....I'm glad we had this conversation....
Ok, I'm medium height, medium weight and I have medium boobs. Is THAT enuff info you need in order to hire me as yer scrub-woman, hmmm?
"Medium", eh? Well, that all depends. Do you mean medium for a European woman, or medium for an American woman? There is a difference, you know...

You are quite welcome, Michelle. I knew you'd be in utter despair if I were to do that, but, what's this about having small feet? Do men compare the size of woman's feet with the size of their boobs?

In that case, I have MEDIUM feet, thank you very much.

PFFFFFTTT!!!

I'm keepin that crowbar handy just in case.


no only guys use their feet as a measurement of their penis's:lolhit:
small feet are just small feet to a woman

no only guys use their feet as a measurement of their penis's:lolhit:
I've NEVER heard that before.

you've never heard that if a guy has big feet he must have a big penis?

no only guys use their feet as a measurement of their penis's

so how does the conversion work? surely the size of the show isnt the inches of cock,and surely it isnt a exact length for exact length..... i am curious.

so how does the conversion work? surely the size of the show isnt the inches of cock,and surely it isnt a exact length for exact length..... i am curious.


you're a guy,you're suppose to know this. I've just heard it used by guys alot. My favorite was always "Yeah,I wear a size 12 shoe.....you know what that means,huh?"

I just figured since I've only heard guys say that,one of you here might know what the heck it means

no.... cant say i do.... maybe i am the one in the dark.

I do know what they say about giuys with big hands....... big gloves...

[QUOTE]Of course, the weight part is crucial, and therein lies our problem.

I assure you it is not a problem. Unless of course, you like 'Ethiopian looking' women who weigh 102 pounds while wearing lead boots.

Nonsense. I'm fuckin' always spot-on when it come to women, hun.

Strange thing is, I find that rather difficult to believe. Go figure.

No, not "only". You're making assumptions here. If I said I'd be hesitant to give someone 5 dollars for cleaning my house, then just think about how hesitant I'd be to part with $8.50. It's called stressing a point. Get it? Good....I'm glad we had this conversation....

zzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz... Oh, sorry. I fell asleep. Now, what were you saying?

"Medium", eh? Well, that all depends. Do you mean medium for a European woman, or medium for an American woman? There is a difference, you know...

I'm medium for a Samoan woman. Will that do?

:lolhit:

Time for me to log off an skeedaddle. Please inform me when my new job starts, ok? Oh, I'll be needing a raise. ;)

no.... cant say i do.... maybe i am the one in the dark.

I do know what they say about giuys with big hands....... big gloves...



maybe you're not into making a big deal about your private parts either.;)
Good for you cause IMO,that's a major turn off and only makes a guy look conceited.

maybe you're not into making a big deal about your private parts either.;)
Good for you cause IMO,that's a major turn off and only makes a guy look conceited.

here is my philosophy.... the only girls one manages to land by bragging about your size are not worth the trouble....

That's what I went to, a dealer-only auction. I don't think the St. Pete Auto Auction is quite as large as the one in Orlando, but it isn't tiny, either. Run by Manheim, etc.
Manheim only has medium and big auctions...come to think of it, so do ABC and Adessa.

i thought minors weren't suppose to be on auction grounds? at least that's what the signs keep saying...but then, you might be tall for your age?

I'm 5'6" too... Somewhere between 113 and 120 pounds depending what time of day it is and how much I ate that day...

here is my philosophy.... the only girls one manages to land by bragging about your size are not worth the trouble....


and the same could be said about the guy doing the bragging too;)

I'm 5'6" too... Somewhere between 113 and 120 pounds depending what time of day it is and how much I ate that day...


sheesh....you people are tall

I'm only 5'3" and 115 pounds

It was a 1984 Beemer and kinda cute but needed brakes really badly but how was I to know? They don't allow you to drive cars before buying them at auctions.

It also needed new tires and a new windshield but I could see that. It also needed some engine work but I was able to drive it for almost 6 months whole :rolleyes: before having to fukk with that.

Overall, it was a so-so deal cuz I put lots of miles on it, but I ended up selling it for $400.000 about 2 years later.

Again - BUYER BEWARE.

And there is no guarantee whatsoever, no matter how much of a lemon you end up with.
sweet little trick-stick your finger thru the wheel and feel the brake rotor, it should be smooth on both sides (do the outside first, that will save the crawling on the ground doing the inside of the rotor) and walk away when you find one with deep grooves, it really needs pads & rotors...light grooves might kill the deal if you're not excited about the car, it needs pads and the rotors turned. if it's worn unevenly there's a sticking caliper (that's the big money) and if the wear tabs are off, it's been tapered with-run, do not walk away. make sure you do this before the car moves-hot brakes will burn your fingers:(

when it's moving thru the block, listen and watch-no grinding while the car is moving, and should stop smoothly. ;)

if you're really excited about the car-you can always call a brake shop and get a guesstimate on pads rotors and calipers too;)

otoh-suck up to a dealership's buyer, the big dealer-only auctions have test tracks. you just can't wait until auction day.

small feet are just small feet to a woman
no, small feet normally mean small hands too...unless you're some kind of freak (and i don't mean the good kinda freak):cool:

no, small feet normally mean small hands too...unless you're some kind of freak (and i don't mean the good kinda freak):cool:


well,then I'm no freak....got small feet and small hands
but then you knew this already:p

sheesh....you people are tall

I'm only 5'3" and 115 pounds
you are not short, dammit! you're just on the low side of average:flowers:

I have tiny hands, but fairly large feet for my size... I wear a ring size 5.5-6 (bigger on one hand than the other) but my shoe size is 8.5 or 9. My mom is taller than I am and has smaller feet - and her feet were even smaller than they are now before she had kids.

you are not short, dammit! you're just on the low side of average:flowers:
Yeah... 5'4" is average for American women. I wouldn't call myself tall, but most of my friends are around my height or a little shorter. I don't know that many women who are more than an inch taller than I am.

Yeah... 5'4" is average for American women. I wouldn't call myself tall, but most of my friends are around my height or a little shorter. I don't know that many women who are more than an inch taller than I am.
i'm not sure about women, but i know that men don't stop growing until their early 20s...my last inch popped up between 18 & 22.

i'm not sure about women, but i know that men don't stop growing until their early 20s...my last inch popped up between 18 & 22.
Most women are done by 16/17, 18 at the latest, and a lot are done earlier. I've been 5'6" since my 14th birthday, and I wasn't an early bloomer either.

I have tiny hands, but fairly large feet for my size... I wear a ring size 5.5-6 (bigger on one hand than the other) but my shoe size is 8.5 or 9. My mom is taller than I am and has smaller feet - and her feet were even smaller than they are now before she had kids.



I can wear a 6 and a half to a 7. I'm the smallest of my siblings both height and weight wise

Most women are done by 16/17, 18 at the latest, and a lot are done earlier. I've been 5'6" since my 14th birthday, and I wasn't an early bloomer either.
come to think of it, it's about time for me to start shrinking:(

come to think of it, it's about time for me to start shrinking:(


is not:p

is not:p
then i better get out the gravity boots:woohoo:

sheesh....you people are tall

I'm only 5'3" and 115 pounds


I'm ...i'm...i'm... I'm uh...well,ah!
I'm kinda somewhat actually 6' minus me age
and bout maybe in the neighborhood of like,almost 200 +
sums mores weight I don't...ah like braggin over.
But that dat make me more or less a good catch.
I did have a size 12 shoe,butt me last pair were 11 1/2
I swear to GOD.
My feet are kinda slender.And me Toes aren't all purdy like a
Teenager,even in me Dreams.
However,My Libido ain't nUn too worsted fer the wear.
So help Me Narrative.

Uh-oh... Mike, are you gonna have to beat up Foolie? :lolhit:

Uh-oh... Mike, are you gonna have to beat up Foolie? :lolhit:
idk:@@:

I'm ...i'm...i'm... I'm uh...well,ah!
I'm kinda somewhat actually 6' minus me age
and bout maybe in the neighborhood of like,almost 200 +
sums mores weight I don't...ah like braggin over.
But that dat make me more or less a good catch.
I did have a size 12 shoe,butt me last pair were 11 1/2
I swear to GOD.
My feet are kinda slender.And me Toes aren't all purdy like a
Teenager,even in me Dreams.
However,My Libido ain't nUn too worsted fer the wear.
So help Me Narrative.



huh? :@@:

From Scumbelina's first wedding:

http://chickencrap.com/images/1145.jpg

Ok, funny boy. I can see that wedding pic now but guess what? There's a HUGE difference between me and that fat tub-of-grease.

I never wear my hair like that :p

P.S. Remind me to kill you later.

:hitout:

sweet little trick-stick your finger thru the wheel and feel the brake rotor, it should be smooth on both sides (do the outside first, that will save the crawling on the ground doing the inside of the rotor) and walk away when you find one with deep grooves, it really needs pads & rotors...light grooves might kill the deal if you're not excited about the car, it needs pads and the rotors turned. if it's worn unevenly there's a sticking caliper (that's the big money) and if the wear tabs are off, it's been tapered with-run, do not walk away. make sure you do this before the car moves-hot brakes will burn your fingers:(

when it's moving thru the block, listen and watch-no grinding while the car is moving, and should stop smoothly. ;)

if you're really excited about the car-you can always call a brake shop and get a guesstimate on pads rotors and calipers too;)

otoh-suck up to a dealership's buyer, the big dealer-only auctions have test tracks. you just can't wait until auction day.

Wow, thanks for the great advice but I don't think I'll be buying a car from an auction again. I actually love the car I have right now. It's a 1994 Mystique and it rocks and is the newest vehicle I've ever owned. I love the old iron, as do you.

Old Iron Rules!

Scumbelina... your acceptance of the overweight just doesn't cease to amaze me.

Scumbelina... your acceptance of the overweight just doesn't cease to amaze me.

What do you mean? Is it cuz I called her a fat tub-of-grease? Gee, I was only kidding but it's Nappy you oughta go after. He posted that pic as a joke for all to laff at, the poor tub-of-grease, I mean Lady.

Hey, I never make fun of big people and I mean that sincerely. Well, on the internet maybe, in a situation like this, but not IRL.

I LOVE BIG PEOPLE!

Girls, forget feet size when estimating the size of a prospective date's package. Look at his hands, specifically his index fingers.


Oct. 3, 2002 — Men are often concerned about the adequacy of their external genitalia. To determine a basis on which to advise patients, investigators measured penile length and testicular volume in healthy young males and compared them with other body measures, as reported in the September issue of Urology.

"The lack of standardized metric data and the absence of widely acceptable criteria on the proper size of the external genitalia poses major difficulties in the counseling and/or treatment of young adult men with worries of sexual inadequacy," write Evangelos Spyropoulos, MD, PhD, and colleagues from the Naval and Veterans Hospital of Athens, Greece.

Somatometric parameters measured in physically normal men younger than age 40 years included tape measurements of penile dimensions in the flaccid-stretched state (total, shaft, glanular lengths), penile shaft volume calculation, and ultrasonographic testicular volume estimation. These values were tested for correlation with age, height, weight, body mass index, waist/hip ratio, and index finger length.

Mean testicular volume was 16.9 ± 4.7 cm3; total penile length, 12.18 ± 1.7 cm; penile shaft length, 7.76 ± 1.3 cm; glanular length, 4.4 ± 0.4 cm; and penile shaft volume, 46.5 ± 17.2 cm3. Although total, shaft, and glanular penile length were significantly correlated to index finger length (P<.05) and to penile shaft volume (P<.001), the authors recommend larger-scale studies involving more subjects to confirm this trend.

"The proposed mathematical formula...presumably could become a useful tool in the field of clinical evaluation of erectile dysfunction," the authors write. "Age and somatometric parameters were not associated with the size of the genitalia, excluding the index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched, penis."

Urology. 2002;60:485-491


http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/442389


You will have to excuse me for a while. I won't be posting because I have to do my finger stretching exercises.

Frogger's right, it's the hands....and no, I won't elaborate on my knowledge of this.....:)

I'm 5'6" too... Somewhere between 113 and 120 pounds depending what time of day it is and how much I ate that day...
THANK YOU! A direct answer....how novel....

Was that so freaking hard, Scumbelina!?!?

BTW - you're the perfect size and weight, DF. :)

BTW - you're the perfect size and weight, DF. :)
Thank you. :D

Wow, thanks for the great advice but I don't think I'll be buying a car from an auction again. I actually love the car I have right now. It's a 1994 Mystique and it rocks and is the newest vehicle I've ever owned. I love the old iron, as do you.

Old Iron Rules!
Pfffft. Old cars blow. On that note, I'm surprised you've had good luck with your Mystique, for it essentially shared underpinnings with the Ford Contour, and in stock form, that car had an ABYSMAL service record. Of course, the SVT engineers (Special Vehicles Team) developed a somewhat cool derivation of the Contour using a European-sourced, DOHC, 24-valve, Duratec V-6. The manual gearbox was a little vague and rubbery feeling, but the engineers employed the use of a completely revamped suspension setup with larger brakes and a stiffened chassis. I happened to own one of 'em when I was in college. I had it until 2001 (when it turned 3 - which is "old iron", IMO). Here's a picture of it:

http://images.cars.com/main/DMI/104140/26406.jpg

You can see the family resemblance to your car, I'm sure.

That's a pretty nice looking car, Prae.

A direct answer....how novel....

Was that so freaking hard, Scumbelina!?!?

Well I dunno know yet. Give me a minute to find out...

I'm 5'6" too... Somewhere between 113 and 120 pounds depending what time of day it is and how much I ate that day...

Nope! That wasn't "freaking hard" at all. I know how to copy/paste with the best of em :cool:

Pfffft. Old cars blow. On that note, I'm surprised you've had good luck with your Mystique, for it essentially shared underpinnings with the Ford Contour, and in stock form, that car had an ABYSMAL service record. Of course, the SVT engineers (Special Vehicles Team) developed a somewhat cool derivation of the Contour using a European-sourced, DOHC, 24-valve, Duratec V-6. The manual gearbox was a little vague and rubbery feeling, but the engineers employed the use of a completely revamped suspension setup with larger brakes and a stiffened chassis. I happened to own one of 'em when I was in college. I had it until 2001 (when it turned 3 - which is "old iron", IMO). Here's a picture of it:

http://images.cars.com/main/DMI/104140/26406.jpg

You can see the family resemblance to your car, I'm sure.

How dare you "pfffft" me. You can be so rude sometimes, golly!

Say what? A 3 year old car is not considered 'old iron'. HAHA! That's hysterical.

My first car was a 1964 Nova, a classic and it was very cool and quite fast.

Also had a 1970 Chevelle, also very cool and fast. My last muscle car was a 1968 El Camino that was unbelievably cool after I got it painted bright yellow and put Craigars on it, etc. It had a 350 in it but I eventually put a 454 in it. Talk about a screamer!

Anyway, I don't think this stuff gets yer testosterone pumpin so I'll leave it at that.

This is my car and I sure do love her. I don't 'street race' any longer so I guess I grew up, at least a little bit. :p

Her name is Mysty and yes, she does kind of resemble the car you posted...

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4326/mystycs1.png


But look at this cute lil thing. It's an electric car saw in downtown MyHomeTown. Wouldn't you like one of these? I would guess....absolutely not.


http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6379/electriccarle3.png

My dad had a 70 Chevelle a few years ago... It was yellow with black stripes. He raced it too, so it was REALLY fast. I woulda inherited it if he hadn't sold it... I don't care what my brother says; I'm older and you can bet I woulda gotten my license on my 16th birthday if that's what I was gonna get to drive! :p

My dad had a 70 Chevelle a few years ago... It was yellow with black stripes. He raced it too, so it was REALLY fast. I woulda inherited it if he hadn't sold it... I don't care what my brother says; I'm older and you can bet I woulda gotten my license on my 16th birthday if that's what I was gonna get to drive! :p
I seriously doubt your stepmom would have let you drive a 70 Chevelle at 16.

I seriously doubt your stepmom would have let you drive a 70 Chevelle at 16.
Well dad was gonna take the racing engine out of it and put something a little more reasonable in it... Anyways, I'm happy now because dad is going to get me a used Mustang for my graduation present. My step-mom doesn't really like that idea, but they bought my brother a car (when he was 15), so why shouldn't they buy me one when I'm 20?

Well dad was gonna take the racing engine out of it and put something a little more reasonable in it... Anyways, I'm happy now because dad is going to get me a used Mustang for my graduation present. My step-mom doesn't really like that idea, but they bought my brother a car (when he was 15), so why shouldn't they buy me one when I'm 20?
You know what I (and people like Consumer Reports) think about Mustangs.

That's a pretty nice looking car, Prae.
Thank you. It was okay. :)

On that note, I'm surprised you've had good luck with your Mystique, for it essentially shared underpinnings with the Ford Contour, and in stock form, that car had an ABYSMAL service record.
What do you expect out of Detroit? All of their current cars, with the notable exception of the Ford Fusion and its three siblings, have abysmal service records. And, it should be noted, the Fusion is made in Mexico.

You know what I (and people like Consumer Reports) think about Mustangs.
I was never a big fan myself. Live rear axles, pushrod (or SOHC) engines, and 4,000 lbs = a disaster.

What do you expect out of Detroit? All of their current cars, with the notable exception of the Ford Fusion and its three siblings, have abysmal service records. And, it should be noted, the Fusion is made in Mexico.
It's not that - the Fusion is nothing more than a Mazda 6 with a lengthened wheelbase.

It's not that - the Fusion is nothing more than a Mazda 6 with a lengthened wheelbase.
I'm 99% positive that they have different engines, though. As I recall, the Fusion has the Duratec whereas the Mazda has Mazda-design engines.

I'm 99% positive that they have different engines, though. As I recall, the Fusion has the Duratec whereas the Mazda has Mazda-design engines.
The base power train is identical, but you're correct in that the cars of higher trim employ different engines. There's a Mazdaspeed 6 that kicks the shit outta ANYTHING Ford offers in that class. It's powered by the same 2.3-liter turbocharged inline 4 that they put in the Mazdaspeed 3, but in this case, it's not de-tuned. It generates 274 hp, and it has all-wheel-drive. It would be a great car for someone my age.

Alright now I'm lost... I'm a typical girl when it comes to cars - I just like the way they look. :D

Alright now I'm lost... I'm a typical girl when it comes to cars - I just like the way they look. :D
I was feeling a little guilty for carrying on like that. :) Okay, enough car talk for now. ;)

My dad had a 70 Chevelle a few years ago... It was yellow with black stripes. He raced it too, so it was REALLY fast. I woulda inherited it if he hadn't sold it... I don't care what my brother says; I'm older and you can bet I woulda gotten my license on my 16th birthday if that's what I was gonna get to drive! :p

Too bad yer dad sold it. They are great cars, inside and out, but I'm sure you'll get something decent. ;)

Mine looked a lot like this one but with no white stripes...


http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3317/chevellexq3.jpg


Ok, no more car talk, I see.

~ ZIP ~

I was feeling a little guilty for carrying on like that. :) Okay, enough car talk for now. ;)

Oh, good fukking jesus.

Oh, good fukking jesus.
:confused: Huh?

:confused: Huh?

Oh, I dunno. It just seems like he's so wrapped around yer finger, he'll do just about anything you mention, so you will be you happy.

I can see it if you were the only female on this board recently who didn't care for 'car talk', but that isn't the case.

I enjoy talking about cars and have been talking about them for the past two days on this board, but you mention that it's above yer head (or sumthin like that) and he puts the brakes on all conversations that inculde cars.

What Fucking Ever.

I actually like it when other people talk about cars... I just don't know anything about them...

Prae's a decent guy, he just needs a good woman to keep his ass in line!

You know, like this:
http://extremecostumes.com/dominatrix44.jpg