http://www.sandman.com/taseler.html

I hear these work great on babies too! I'm going to get one for my sister for when my nephew starts to get out of line! He's only two days old, but kids are getting more and more uppity these days, you never know when he'll start acting up!

http://www.sandman.com/taseler.html

I hear these work great on babies too! I'm going to get one for my sister for when my nephew starts to get out of line! He's only two days old, but kids are getting more and more uppity these days, you never know when he'll start acting up!How did we ever raise kids without them! Awesome link.:cool:

Uses 6 standard 9V Batteries (included). The battery in the Taseler™ for KIDS! will deliver over a thousand 40,000 volt shocks. It's recommended that parents or teachers pull the trigger less than 100 times per compliance session to prevent hospitalization.
Barbed spikes are no worse to remove than a common small fish hook. Minor bleeding and tissue loss may occur. Small wounds normally heal within 72 hours, with little or no scarring. Risk of infection has proven to be minimal.
Although the barbed spikes from electronic compliance devices have entered a subject's eyeball only 73 times to-date, more than half of the subjects retained some sight in the effected eye. 4 barbed spikes entered the ear canal, and pierced the eardrum, but all of the subjects regained their hearing within 24 months. 27 barbed spikes entered men's or women's genitals, but there have been no reports of infertility. One barbed spike entered the sinus cavity through the nose and lodged very close to the brain, so it was left in place since the special Russian metal is guaranteed not to rust for 60 years (it's the same metal Russian submarines are made of).
To-date only 42 subjects who had barbed spikes from an electronic compliance device buried in their skin have acquired MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus - a Staph infection that most antibiotics won't cure, so the person dies), and only 4 of those subjects have died. This remarkably low rate of infection and death is attributed to the stringent manufacturing and packaging controls of the barbed spikes and refill packages. Although these devices are not made or packaged in a sterile environment, all employees handling these refills must wash their hands at least once per 12 hour shift. Many of the 42 MRSA infections can be attributed to the subject convulsing on the ground, in the grass, and other areas where animals have urinated or defecated. Since it's impossible for the manufacturer of an electronic compliance device to control where a subject or the spiked barbs might touch after leaving the factory, some deaths are to be expected. To-date, only 2 children have died from infections caused by the spiked barbs, convulsing on dirty ground, or the removal of the barbed spikes by someone with hands or a pliers contaminated with feces.
The Taseler™ for KIDS! is manufactured in Russia. Some of the workers in the factory do have AIDS, but to-date transmission of AIDS to a child who has been Taselered™ has not been proven. Only a small percentage of the children who have been Taselered™ have acquired AIDS within a year. No link has been shown between the Taseler's™ Barbed Spikes being packed by factory workers with AIDS, and the acquisition of AIDS by a child who has been Taselered™.
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Only a small percentage of the children who have been Taselered™ have acquired AIDS within a year.