View Full Version : Top 25 Signs That You're At a Lame Christmas Party
Sparky2
12-15-2007, 06:29 AM
25. You are asked to pay to get in. :mad:
24. More than one person has on a NASCAR tee-shirt. :rolleyes:
23. Fruitcake! Fruitcake! Everywhere there’s fruitcake! :banana:
22. You receive the same cheap, lame-ass “Secret Santa” exchange gift that you GAVE last year. :slap:
........go!
es347fan
12-15-2007, 08:06 AM
21. All the mistletoe is plastic.
20. The only people near the mistletoe are Beavis & Butthead clones - of both sexes.
Sparky2
12-15-2007, 08:13 AM
19. Rum balls!!
:eek:
shortstuff
12-15-2007, 08:15 AM
18; you hang out at the photo copier copying your butt.
17; you give new meaning to the word flash pants.
sedan
12-15-2007, 08:16 AM
16. Two kinds of egg nog -- red and green.
OldPhart
12-15-2007, 08:50 AM
15. The host is wearing a mistletoe belt buckle.
mikezila
12-15-2007, 09:05 AM
14. the hostess keeps saying that she hopes Santa brings her new panties because she's not wearing any...and you're at Granny's!:eek:
mikezila
12-15-2007, 09:10 AM
25. You are asked to pay to get in. :mad:
strippers :thumbs:
24. More than one person has on a NASCAR tee-shirt. :rolleyes:
moonshine:banana:
23. Fruitcake! Fruitcake! Everywhere there’s fruitcake! :banana:
i like fruitcake:mad:
22. You receive the same cheap, lame-ass “Secret Santa” exchange gift that you GAVE last year. :slap:
good! i don't have to look next year:)
every cloud has a sliver lining:D
primitive man
12-15-2007, 09:14 AM
13: no alcohol
12: no drugs
11: no drunk horny hotties
rendova
12-15-2007, 09:31 AM
9. The Warden says you're only allowed 20 minutes
10. Food comes out of a vending machine
11. Host is named "Abdul"
12. Andy Williams performs
13. It's August
Pendragon
12-15-2007, 01:17 PM
5. Your boss pops out of a large fake present wearing only a thong. Your boss is a middle aged, overweight white man, with thrombosis.
4. The invitation failed to inform you that the valet parking is self serve.
3. The party gets a little wild when Paul pulls out his "Larry King Sings The Classics of Christmas" album.
Inviolable
12-15-2007, 01:35 PM
2. The Christmas tree is an advertisement for Jehovah Witness.
silverbulletkc
12-15-2007, 02:11 PM
1. silverbulletkc was not invited! (...you jackasses).
Sparky2
12-15-2007, 05:27 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, everybody!!
:hug:
http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/christmas/ANItree03.gif
shortstuff
12-15-2007, 06:36 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, everybody!!
:hug:
http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/christmas/ANItree03.gif
same to you sparky.
and may happy more.