" Mr.Speaker,Gentlemen,and fellar around called a
Master at Arms tells me a new Congressman supposed to make
hisself introduced in speech.Well,here she goes.
I'm { ? } fresh from the backwoods.I'm half horse,half alligator
and a little test to a snappin turtle.I got the fastest horse,the
prettiest sister,the surest rifle and the ugliest dog in Tennessee.
My father can lick any man in Kentucky.And I can lick my father.
I can hug a bear too close for comfort and eat any man alive
oppossed to Andree Jackson.
Now... some Congressmen take pride is sayin a lot about nuthin.
Like I'm doin right now.Others don't do nuthin for their pay but just
listen,day in and day out.I wish i may be shot if I don't do more than
just listen.And the next time I get up before ya,I'll have somethin to
say worth sayin. "

-- { J.C. }

Are you a Congressman?
or a song writer.

" Mr.Speaker,Gentlemen,and fellar around called a
Master at Arms tells me a new Congressman supposed to make
hisself introduced in speech.Well,here she goes.
I'm { ? } fresh from the backwoods.I'm half horse,half alligator
and a little test to a snappin turtle.I got the fastest horse,the
prettiest sister,the surest rifle and the ugliest dog in Tennessee.
My father can lick any man in Kentucky.And I can lick my father.
I can hug a bear too close for comfort and eat any man alive
oppossed to Andree Jackson.
Now... some Congressmen take pride is sayin a lot about nuthin.
Like I'm doin right now.Others don't do nuthin for their pay but just
listen,day in and day out.I wish i may be shot if I don't do more than
just listen.And the next time I get up before ya,I'll have somethin to
say worth sayin. "

-- { J.C. }
Me:D

Me:D

{ J.C. } was the Birth Initials.
{ D.C. } was universally his Name.

Id say it was Davy Crockett.

{ J.C. } was the Birth Initials.
{ D.C. } was universally his Name.
and i died at the Alamo. damn those musket balls sting:(

Id say it was Davy Crockett.

You'd say right.

Google's a handy tool.

Google's a handy tool.
It is-so is watchen the Alamo on a boring sunday nite :)

Google's a handy tool.

Whats yer excuse.?

Paul got it first?

Paul got it first?

That's Nice.But If I was You,I'd have proven him right
by postin a little seldom known fact about Davey Crockett.
BTW... Wikipedia has a real problem.This morn,they had
Jimminy Crickett as Davey's Birth name.Now,it is no longer
on their site.

The things that gave it away were

Tennessee and sharpshooter.

The things that gave it away were

Tennessee and sharpshooter.

Tennessee is a " thing ".?!
Um,could explain Gore.

Who said-''America is the only country that went from barberism to decadence without civilisation in between''.

A writer.

Who said-''America is the only country that went from barberism to decadence without civilisation in between''.

A writer.

Oswald Spengler ?

You got one of his initials right :)

You got one of his initials right :)

{ Fingall O'Flahertie Wills } ?

Hmmm-dont know who to answer this.

Youve now got both his initials.

and yer on the right track.

Hmmm-dont know who to answer this.

Youve now got both his initials.

and yer on the right track.


Intentions {1891}


" We are never more true to ourselves than when we
are inconsistent. "

Well done F.

Well done F.


An Ideal Husband {1895}

" Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people
whom we personally dislike. "

Nicely ties in wits th' Morality debate.
If that's what ya wanna call it.

ok, what does anything to do with U.S. News?:confused:

ok, what does anything to do with U.S. News?:confused:

Davey Crockett was The Talk of The Wild Frontier.
Which was this hears U S of A.
Any more questions.

Davey Crockett was The Talk of The Wild Frontier.
Which was this hears U S of A.
Any more questions.
that would make it history, not news:lolhit:

that would make it history, not news:lolhit:

Well,Pardon me,me,me,me...Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
all over the place.

US was a pretty boring place on Monday-we had to adapt :)

US was a pretty boring place on Monday-we had to adapt :)

Who " we ".?
" we " what.?
" we " Willy Winkie ?
He no longer moderates the boards.
I Tink he flipped his disco and lost his tune.
On account a duh " we ",
wood bees my guess.

Young man and grow up with the Country. "

A Republican that hired Karl Marx as his European correspondent.?

This t'aint an easy one .

" I don't want my kids growing up believing that there is nothing
destructive in the world.I want them to know there is good and
bad in the world,that you can hurt physically,that guns can kill
you,that drugs are bad for you,that not everyone means well. "

Oh BTW... That quote was by someone who was an altar boy
from Brooklyn.