There Was Once A Man Called Alp
Who Was As Fat As A House
Until One Day He Got Carried Away
And Nicked some Burgers From A Mate !!!!

Alp was a roommate quite sneaky
His habits and ways were quite cheeky
When he nicked his mate's burgers
He cried, "Don't force me to perjure,
or else I'll get all kinds of freaky!!"

:eek: :hahanot:

wow!

There once was a man named Mikezilla
His opinions anything but vanilla
He clealy said WOW
So Alp take a bow
This thread's gonna be a real thrilla

:smile2:

Alp Ermiya Was Caught On CCTV Stealing Burgers From A Warehouse In North London.
As They Say Desperate Times And All That
But This Is A Man Who Boosts About Being A Self Made Millionaire, An Educated Pilar Of The Turkish Commuinty. Yet He Is Nothing More Than an Lying, Cheating, Uneducated Individual Who Uses People and Gets Away With it.
hopefully not any more
DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

I think your running outta time mac.

paul....sssshhhh.....don't disturb the patients when they are having conversations with themselves:lolhit:

A Self Made Millionaire

****
I don't believe you.

he's a mental spammer....enough said

There once was a girl named Michelle
That girl had me under her spell
She left me for Mike
Rode off on my bike
Without even saying farewell

:(

There once was a man named Mikezilla
His opinions anything but vanilla
He clealy said WOW
So Alp take a bow
This thread's gonna be a real thrilla

:smile2:

Once Upon a Sparky,
'Twas ne'er one ta barky,
Nor Fiddle,er spittle or spite ye.
Came a glow so round,
Ever so bright,Warm as a Firelog Nite.
Then along came Dasher,
and Dancer wits boots,
An th'Two startin Postin,
Shiver Me timbers,
Wh'ah hOOt !