Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.

Passionate kiss like spider's web,
soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch buttocks should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong....man with four balls cannot walk.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

lmao. that was so good! what makes it even better is to use a chinese accent when you read it.:D

Those proverbs are neat-o. :D

Well, whatever you say, or however you see it, is cool with me, sweetheart. :cool:

Originally posted by babawu
you three are relatives, aren't you,assholes?
Well, sounds like someone's got a stick up their ass.

In any case, those were pretty funny. :D

Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up