View Full Version : WHY Are "conservative"-Husbands Always Screwin'-Around?
Mr. Shaman
11-15-2007, 11:22 AM
'Cause they got those "good ol'-fashioned", DEFERENTIAL, "conservative"-wives, at home (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2211202,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront)!!! :p
Ah, yes.....a nice, "conservative" case o' terminal-boredom.....that's what the rest-of-us need!!! :rolleyes:
smartmouthwoman
11-15-2007, 12:20 PM
'Cause they got those "good ol'-fashioned", DEFERENTIAL, "conservative"-wives, at home (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2211202,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront)!!! :p
Ah, yes.....a nice, "conservative" case o' terminal-boredom.....that's what the rest-of-us need!!! :rolleyes:
Just seems that way because most "liberal" husbands are closeted gays.
:lolhit:
paulc
11-15-2007, 12:34 PM
conservatives dont like giving anything away-I guess they last longer.
MeskDXB
11-15-2007, 12:48 PM
Just seems that way because most "liberal" husbands are closeted gays.
:lolhit:
Are you kidding? Are you THAT blind? Look how many "closeted" repubs have come out just in the last few years...
WAKE THE F UP LADY!!
smartmouthwoman
11-15-2007, 12:55 PM
Are you kidding? Are you THAT blind? Look how many "closeted" repubs have come out just in the last few years...
WAKE THE F UP LADY!!
There's ONE!!!
:lolhit:
(next?)
OldPhart
11-15-2007, 01:29 PM
Because they have balls?
smartmouthwoman
11-15-2007, 01:32 PM
Because they have balls?
Because they not only have good taste... they taste good????
:lolhit:
Foolsworth
11-15-2007, 01:43 PM
Because they not only have good taste... they taste good????
:lolhit:
Say,what exactly did that Dr.Feelgood put in yer Iced tea.?
MeskDXB
11-16-2007, 05:37 AM
There's ONE!!!
:lolhit:
(next?)
thank you ann coulter...
smartmouthwoman
11-16-2007, 07:21 AM
thank you ann coulter...
you're welcome, rupaul.
:lolhit:
dharmabum
11-16-2007, 11:16 AM
It makes sense.
If I had a conservative shrew for a wife, I would have to screw around too, just to keep my sanity.
MeskDXB
11-16-2007, 11:17 AM
you're welcome, rupaul.
:lolhit:
why do conservatives think about gays and transvestites so much? (as proven in your last post). You know Jesus will send you to hell don't you?
sassyrunner
11-16-2007, 11:31 AM
Just seems that way because most "liberal" husbands are closeted gays.
:lolhit:
smw???? LOL, you got to be kidding - libs are closeted gays? like the two republicans hiding and going for sex in men's bathrooms - Craig and the most recent guy from Florida?? - didn't know those guys were liberals.:corn:
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 12:38 PM
It makes sense.
If I had a conservative shrew for a wife, I would have to screw around too, just to keep my sanity.
I think that's what Bill Clinton and JFK thought, too.
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 12:47 PM
why do conservatives think about gays and transvestites so much? (as proven in your last post). You know Jesus will send you to hell don't you?
Response 1: I guess it's possible, but not before we send you to heaven. Oh, wait - you don't believe in heaven, do you? Okay, we'll just stick you in a box and bury you alive.
I guess we'll just have to deal with hell when the time comes, eh?
Response 2: Not for "thinking" and talking about 'em, he won't. He's not against subjectively "offensive" free speech - democrats are. We all know that.
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 12:51 PM
Ah, yes.....a nice, "conservative" case o' terminal-boredom
No, Sham - that's what your posts are for.
dharmabum
11-16-2007, 01:07 PM
I think that's what Bill Clinton and JFK thought, too.
Except their wives weren't conservatives.
Nice try though. Keep pluggin kiddo, you will get it one day.
dharmabum
11-16-2007, 01:08 PM
No, Sham - that's what your posts are for.
Yeah, Sham's posts are a cure for the borefom caused by your inane hate mongering.
:thumbs:
db
truthout
11-16-2007, 01:27 PM
well at least we know poor little Larry Craig and David Vitter are not gay...
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 02:14 PM
Except their wives weren't conservatives.
Well, then I guess your little adage doesn't really hold up to scrutiny, does it?
That was my point, genius. :rolleyes:
OTOH, I suppose you were just talking about you, but by the same token, I don't think everyone feels the same way. Obviously.
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 02:19 PM
Yeah, Sham's posts are a cure for the borefom caused by your inane hate mongering.
:thumbs:
db
Yeah - because I suppose his posts are "hate-free", eh?
Strike two.........thousand, three hundred forty nine (I'm talking about the last three months alone, that is).
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 03:38 PM
Just seems that way because most "liberal" husbands are closeted gays.
What.....your husband's been propositioned by a few of 'em??
I guess it's always possible that the "liberal"-husbands, you've approached, simply used that excuse to facilitate a quick-exit. :rolleyes:
I'm sure Annie "Bones" Coulter has the same "problem".
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 03:39 PM
conservatives dont like giving anything away-I guess they last longer.
.....Kinda like mold & mildew. :rolleyes:
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 03:42 PM
why do conservatives think about gays and transvestites so much?
It's that ol' Terminal-Boredom trip; enjoyed by soap-opera fans, nationwide. :rolleyes:
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 03:45 PM
well at least we know poor little Larry Craig and David Vitter are not gay...
Yeah....right.....neither's Ted Haggard...... :rolleyes:
http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/btb/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/haggard.jpg
....or, Ralph Reed (http://www.apfn.net/messageboard/03-01-05/discussion.cgi.64.html)....... :rolleyes:
http://www.dccc.org/stakeholder/archives/reed_TIME.jpg
The Praetorian
11-16-2007, 04:32 PM
Yeah....right.....neither's Ted Haggard...... :rolleyes:
http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/btb/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/haggard.jpg
Now THAT was funny.
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 04:42 PM
Now THAT was funny.
No.....THIS is funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX79GiZPP1Q)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banana:
Mr. Shaman
11-16-2007, 05:10 PM
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Oldtimer
11-16-2007, 08:14 PM
In this day and age I am surprised that articles such as this are still written. How can anyone refer to feminists and non-feminists as if they are two cohesive yet separate groups of women? Over the years I've had the pleasant experience of working with many women and knowing many more personally. (no salacious thoughts please, I don't mean know in the Biblical sense.)
Yes, some were feminists and others weren't. Most couldn't even agree on what feminism meant. Certainly none of them could be neatly pigeon-holed into one group or another.
mikezila
11-16-2007, 08:30 PM
It makes sense.
If I had a ..... shrew for a wife, I would have to screw around too, just to keep my sanity.
thank you for showing me the light that made it possible for me to find forgiveness in my heart for Bill Clinton.:lolhit:
Mr. Shaman
11-17-2007, 05:35 AM
thank you for showing me the light that made it possible for me to find forgiveness in my heart for Bill Clinton.
Yeah, well......time heals all wounds (http://www.mikehersh.com/article_95.shtml). :rolleyes: