freyja
11-28-2003, 05:15 AM
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on
shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So, one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and she saw her husband was holding a battery operated
pleasure device ............... a vibrator, soft, wonderful and larger than the real one. She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on
shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So, one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and she saw her husband was holding a battery operated
pleasure device ............... a vibrator, soft, wonderful and larger than the real one. She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent fake," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."