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es347fan
11-03-2007, 06:35 AM
Here's how to treat your woman, Saudi style (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html)



He's Saudi author and cleric, "Dr." Muhammad Al-'Arifi, who in a remarkable segment broadcast on Saudi and Kuwaiti television in September, counseled young Muslim men on how to treat their wives.
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
He goes on to calmly explain to the young men that hitting their future wives in the face is a no-no.
"Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to animals," he explained. "Even if you want your camel or donkey to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for animals, it is all the more true when it comes to humans. So beatings should be light and not in the face."
His final words of wisdom?
"Woman, it has gone too far. I can't bear it anymore," he tells the men to tell their wives. "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly.
"He must beat her where it will not leave marks. He should not beat her on the hand... He should beat her in some places where it will not cause any damage. He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.
"Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

:woohoo:


If you're going to do the deed, do it right.

Sparky2
11-03-2007, 06:55 AM
Firm but fair, got it.
I'll go try that out on my wife right this very minute.

:smile2:

Sparky2
11-03-2007, 07:17 AM
What the hell?

That didn't work out well at all!!
:(

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid182/p13fe76d8b51c04507b81698f60aebfc5/f2c56330.jpg

es347fan
11-03-2007, 08:40 AM
hahahahhaah!

paulc
11-03-2007, 04:31 PM
You should of told her it was research for all Forums,silly boy haha.

~Sal~
11-03-2007, 06:20 PM
Nice shiner there Sparkster, a tad young due to Photoshop eh? ;) Amazing program isn't it?

Pendragon
11-05-2007, 04:45 PM
Still you have to admit. Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance, of wisdom and patience. Also of beating your wife, just don't make her ugly. No one likes beating an ugly woman.

paulc
11-05-2007, 04:47 PM
Still you have to admit. Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance, of wisdom and patience. Also of beating your wife, just don't make her ugly. No one likes beating an ugly woman.
If that were true there would be no domestic violence in Ireland.

mikezila
11-05-2007, 06:06 PM
Nice shiner there Sparkster, a tad young due to Photoshop eh? ;) Amazing program isn't it?
or it could be an old pic?

old...Sparky..:lolhit:

Pendragon
11-05-2007, 11:16 PM
If that were true there would be no domestic violence in Ireland.

Dammit Paul, I just laughed Diet Coke out of my nose! How could I forget the Irish, you again sir are so right. :lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:

LiquidFork
11-05-2007, 11:42 PM
JOKE....

Do you know there are over 10,000 battered women all across the world??? And just think I have been eating them plain all these years....

Frogger
11-06-2007, 06:29 AM
You people are a bunch of bigots. You just hate Muslims and are unwilling to accept their cute, cultural quirks. So they beat their women. We wear expensive sneakers. What's the difference. Every culture has little ways that are different from other cultures. Stop picking on the poor Muslims for beating their women. Perhaps if Westerns spent more time beating their women and less time watching televsion the women would be better behaved.

Remember the old motto, WOMEN, DOGS AND CARPETS, THE MORE YOU BEAT THEM THE BETTER THEY ARE.

rendova
11-06-2007, 07:36 AM
Remember the old motto, WOMEN, DOGS AND CARPETS, THE MORE YOU BEAT THEM THE BETTER THEY ARE.

True, so true. Do you know the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight thru the ribcage.

paulc
11-06-2007, 07:36 AM
Ya may run for cover after that pst Frogger.

Personelly I have nothing against any other religion.

But I take exception to anyone who tries to enforce their beliefs on me,

I take exception to anyone coming here,and expecting all us locals to

bend over backwards to accomadate them, if they dont like how we live

in the west,its a simple choice,fuck off back to the third world.

At this present time its the Muslim radicals who threaten my way of life.

Napsterbater
11-06-2007, 01:38 PM
There is only one way to insure life-long happiness and prosperity. Beat your woman regularly. You may think that she is agreeable after you beat her once, don't be fooled. She requires regular attention to keep her balanced and healthy.

paulc
11-06-2007, 01:39 PM
welcome back

~Sal~
11-06-2007, 05:08 PM
or it could be an old pic?

old...Sparky..:lolhit: True. Or the Sparkster with a dye job....:thumbs:

dharmabum
11-06-2007, 08:07 PM
I found this interesting. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_thumb)

The notion that the "rule of thumb" was a law that limited the width of a rod that a man may use to beat his wife has been partially discredited. Wife beating has been explicitly illegal in British law since the 1700s, and has never been legally sanctioned in America.[3] However, at least four judges and other legal authorities from 1782 to 1897 have referred to the bogus law in spite of the fact that it never existed.[4]The non-law gained popularity after feminist Del Martin wrote in 1976:

Our law, based upon the old English common-law doctrines, explicitly permitted wife-beating for correctional purposes. However . . . the common-law doctrine had been modified to allow the husband 'the right to whip his wife, provided that he used a switch no bigger than his thumb'--a rule of thumb, so to speak.

mikezila
11-06-2007, 08:12 PM
True. Or the Sparkster with a dye job....:thumbs:
any pic of Sparky would be an "old" pic:hahanot: