Q: What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A: Michael Jackson has had more noses!

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son!"

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!

Q: What is black and comes in a little white can?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue!

Q: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: He saw someone blowing Bubbles and thought he'd join in!

Q: When is it time for bed at neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand!