freyja
11-25-2003, 06:58 AM
There were two golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow where did you get such a large Bic?"
-Oh my genie got it for me"
-Your genie? you have a genie. Where is he?
-He is in my golf bag.
-can i see him?
-Sure."
so the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie.
"i am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?" The genie says:" yes just one wish"
So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. then it gets even darker. the man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. The man gets real upset and says: " WHat is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? i said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!" His friend says to him:"Do you really think i asked for a 12 inch BIC?!?!"
"Wow where did you get such a large Bic?"
-Oh my genie got it for me"
-Your genie? you have a genie. Where is he?
-He is in my golf bag.
-can i see him?
-Sure."
so the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie.
"i am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?" The genie says:" yes just one wish"
So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. then it gets even darker. the man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. The man gets real upset and says: " WHat is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? i said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS!" His friend says to him:"Do you really think i asked for a 12 inch BIC?!?!"