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Frogger
10-28-2007, 11:57 AM
Human race will 'split into two different species'
By NIALL FIRTH - More by this author »

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

The report claims that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.

Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.

H G Wells' Science Fiction novel The Time Machine (which was later adapted into two films - this picture is from the 2002 version) the human race has evolved into two species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi...

...and the frightening, animalistic Morlock (as seen in the 1960 film version of the classic book)

"While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.

"After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.

In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.

The split into two distinct races has already begun and can be seen here at Allforums. There are the Eloi like people who post here, es347fan, Old Phart, SmartMouthWoman, Havok, Fooly, Liquid Fork, Inviolable and Ms. Kimi,Drew, me and a few others. Then there are the Morlocks like Dharmabum, Freethinker, AFinerTouch, Mr. Shaman, Angel dust and their compatriots.

In between are those who are an intermediary stage between the two, subject to becoming either Eloi or Morlocks, PaulC, Shiloh Project, Dark Fantasy (she leans more Eloi) Borghunter (another leaning a bit more Eloi), Sedan, Leper, and others. Sal (leaning Eloi), Shortstuff (tending to be a bit Morlock), HC Lager (more Eloi than Morlock), Ride4Life (same as HC Lager), Overdose, (leaning Morlock), VilePagan (going over to the Morlock side), Deo (a race of his own, above Eloi and Morlock).

Pick your side now. Which are you, a child of the light, Eloi or a child of darkness, Morlock?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=489653&in_page_id=1965

BorgHunter
10-28-2007, 05:55 PM
I thought the Eloi in The Time Machine were stupid?

DarkFantasy96
10-28-2007, 06:10 PM
I think I have read this before... It's a very interesting thought!

paulc
11-11-2007, 04:33 PM
Obviously yanks are the morlocks then.

Frogger
11-11-2007, 10:21 PM
And there will still be a few Irish running around, Paul. I think they will be known as orangutans.

LiquidFork
11-11-2007, 10:45 PM
HA HA.... how many people read this post and didnt follow it to the end and missed this....


The split into two distinct races has already begun and can be seen here at Allforums. There are the Eloi like people who post here, es347fan, Old Phart, SmartMouthWoman, Havok, Fooly, Liquid Fork, Inviolable and Ms. Kimi,Drew, me and a few others. Then there are the Morlocks like Dharmabum, Freethinker, AFinerTouch, Mr. Shaman, Angel dust and their compatriots.

In between are those who are an intermediary stage between the two, subject to becoming either Eloi or Morlocks, PaulC, Shiloh Project, Dark Fantasy (she leans more Eloi) Borghunter (another leaning a bit more Eloi), Sedan, Leper, and others. Sal (leaning Eloi), Shortstuff (tending to be a bit Morlock), HC Lager (more Eloi than Morlock), Ride4Life (same as HC Lager), Overdose, (leaning Morlock), VilePagan (going over to the Morlock side), Deo (a race of his own, above Eloi and Morlock).




HA HA.... how many people read this post and didnt follow it to the end and missed this....

Napsterbater
11-11-2007, 10:48 PM
The first comment on the article nailed it. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Frogger
11-12-2007, 12:04 AM
That's the stupidest thing you've ever heard, Nappy? I guess you've never spoken into a tape recorder then.:lolhit:

Napsterbater
11-12-2007, 09:43 AM
Every time I talk into a tape recorder, the thing breaks before I can play what I said. Too much brilliance for a little machine to handle. It's pretty impressive, too. Little plastic parts everywhere.

paulc
11-12-2007, 09:45 AM
Little plastic parts everywhere.
Made in China then.

Napsterbater
11-12-2007, 09:54 AM
Do they make tape recorders anywhere else? *scratches head*

Napsterbater
11-12-2007, 10:01 AM
I heard once, they had a machine engineered so that Warren Buffet could talk into it without causing an explosion that would level a city block. I can't afford a custom engineered tape recorder though. :(

paulc
11-12-2007, 10:04 AM
Warren Buffets wages in 06 was only $100,000 so he could afford one.

Napsterbater
11-12-2007, 10:13 AM
Well, typically he wouldn't. That's an investment that would be made by a media company hoping to profit off of his wisdom. Just the cost of doing bidness. That book he wrote with Bill Gates, cost a million bucks just in recording equipment.