View Full Version : You knew the Michael Jackson jokes would be coming . . .
LionelHutz
11-20-2003, 11:15 AM
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for kids to play with; the other is used to carry groceries.
twallace
12-16-2003, 08:46 AM
very clever...i like that one...
Travh20
12-19-2003, 12:13 PM
I hear the UPS man is very busy this year, he is handling more packages than Micheal Jackson at a Boy Scout jamboree.
silverbulletkc
12-19-2003, 03:02 PM
LH - LMAO!
Q. How are McDonalds and Michael Jackson in common?
A. They both like to stick their meat into 10 year old buns
twallace
01-05-2004, 11:12 AM
On Michael Jackson: Only in America can a poor black boy become a rich white woman.
MARTIN
01-06-2004, 09:16 PM
On Michael Jackson: money&honor degrade him