Hillary Clinton vs. God Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."

Yeah......the Countdown's begun (http://www.hillarytimer.com/), alright!!

I got an idea for you. actually all of you left leaning punk bitch cry babies...This time out on the election why dont you try to help your party get elected. Pass out flyers... register people to vote.... actually fight the fight... Not let every two bit washed up actor or performer do it for you.

This time out how about you guys try to win,instead of watching it go by,and complaining how horrible it in for the next four years. If you all so strongly believe in your cause,there is much more to it then going to the polls and pulling a level.

Git 'em, LF!

LOL.... i better tone it down. it is still kinda early

LOL.... i better tone it down. it is still kinda early

Naw - early doesn't ever stop them from bashing the other side.

In the past, we've only had opinions and suspicions the candidates running for president were crooked.
The tide has turned and this will be the first time in history when there's no doubt.

In the past, we've only had opinions and suspicions the candidates running for president were crooked.
The tide has turned and this will be the first time in history when there's no doubt.

:lolhit:

You got that right!

If Hillary is elected President I won't like it but I will shake my head at the stupidity of the electorate and get on with my life. If elected I will consider Hillary Clinton to be my President and I will afford her all the respect that position entails. I will not be like certain Democrats who have called George W. Bush, your President rather than our President. I will also not promise to leave the country if she is elected and then renege on my promise as some of the leftist idiots in Hollywood did.

Yeah, I won't like it if she's elected, either, but you made a good post, Frogger. Agreed, on all you said.

It seems some of the Bush-haters must lay awake at night coming up with new insults and phrases to bash the administration. I can't even get involved in the political discussions on this board because of the juvenile attitudes they have.

Hillary Clinton vs. God Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."



actually,Hilary is wrong,that's MY chair:lolhit:

actually,Hilary is wrong,that's MY chair:lolhit:
that's ok, you still have mah lap;)

How dare you criticize Empress Madame Hillary?

For your impertinence, she'll smash John Quincy Adam's chamberpot she's been carrying in her purse over your head.

For your impertinence, she'll smash John Quincy Adam's chamberpot she's been carrying in her purse over your head.


eeeww,she can have the chair then. Hitting people with used chamber pots....what next?:lolhit: