Congratulations, folks! We’ve all gone right to a big fat ass. For that’s not election campaign. That’s circus. Everyone is so disappointed by tricks Bush jr. made during his presidency that decent Republicans like Mayor of New York City Bloumberg leave the party becoming independent presidential contenders. Democrats so suffer lack of “passing” contender that they’ve got a woman (even if she were so famous and influential as Hillary Clinton) to take part in electoral race. And other mass of independent candidates is the eccentric rich. H. Ross Perot for example. He had already run for presidency on election 1992 right after political crisis of 1985-1991. And now he’s appeared again attracting general attention to his figure with scandalous auction of Magna Carta copy dated 1297. He was so hurrying to put it for sale that he’d forgotten to warn the National Archives which the document had been on exhibit since 1984. Remarkable that money from selling would be used for beginning his third election campaign. And they say that he has all chances for winning future presidency.
So after the degenerate suffering from dyslexia we would gain eccentric who’s able to sell ancient priceless artifact for coming to power. This one can sell by auction the whole Metropolitan Museum of Art for solving bank crisis or to continue war in Iraq.

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Congratulations, folks! We’ve all gone right to a big fat ass. For that’s not election campaign. That’s circus. Everyone is so disappointed by tricks Bush jr. made during his presidency that decent Republicans like Mayor of New York City Bloumberg leave the party becoming independent presidential contenders. Democrats so suffer lack of “passing” contender that they’ve got a woman (even if she were so famous and influential as Hillary Clinton) to take part in electoral race. And other mass of independent candidates is the eccentric rich. H. Ross Perot for example. He had already run for presidency on election 1992 right after political crisis of 1985-1991. And now he’s appeared again attracting general attention to his figure with scandalous auction of Magna Carta copy dated 1297. He was so hurrying to put it for sale that he’d forgotten to warn the National Archives which the document had been on exhibit since 1984. Remarkable that money from selling would be used for beginning his third election campaign. And they say that he has all chances for winning future presidency.
So after the degenerate suffering from dyslexia we would gain eccentric who’s able to sell ancient priceless artifact for coming to power. This one can sell by auction the whole Metropolitan Museum of Art for solving bank crisis or to continue war in Iraq.

Could I ask, please, what your first language is?

It can't be English.

You're not by any chance related to Foolsworth, are you?