the way people who win the Lotto,just naturally seem
smarter and more articulate.
Maybe if some them Bubbas on Springer and Maury t'were ta
win a Lotto,they too wood seem more classy.
Juts a thought,
Mind ya.

People who win the lottery: "It was just an unbelievable stroke of luck that we happen to purchase the ticket. My wife didn't think it was much of a good idea, but I convinced her and...well, here we are, richer than before. This is truly a blessing to me and my family. I think we'll use it on a trip, maybe a car...probably donate some of it to charity, just to make good with our newfound fortune."

Bubbas who win the lottery: "YEEE-HAA! I GOTS MEH SUM MONEYYY!!! I'm gon' git me a new set of front tooth!"